BTW...

My IQis 143. I checked a coupla days back. What a total waste.

Crazy friggin day.

Woke up at 6.30 in the morning. What a waste.

Showered before school. What a total friggin waste.

ACTUALLY had breakfast before school. - -'

Classes went calmer than usual. Intro movie plan for the game changed in the morning. For prolly the 99th time now. Gave Shankar the objects list I'd initially planned.

Ran to the library to take a crap. (Cleaner loos nowhere around) <--Why is this line in here?!!

Ate out with the guys. China valley.

N started paying for my stuff myself. Hopefully maintain expenses.

FINALLY decided to install COD-4 on my PC. (Now I'm wondering why I waited this long.)

Akhil came over in the afternoon. We'd planned to play COD over LAN, but friggin multiplayer cudn't find each each other's servers in the list.

Skipped Lab again. My attendance must be WAY below the limit now.

No dinner. Again.

Shankar called for a meet. Intro movie plan changed AGAIN. WGW!!

Honestly, tired. But what the heck. Can't waste today by going to sleep already.

And the elevator was full, so I hadta run up the 6 floors. And push the lift 'up' button on each floor. Ha! Sweet revenge.

My roommate's watching some freakish anime called 'The law of ueki', in which EVERY-FRIGGIN-ONE talks like a 6-year old, includin this giant monster that looks like Pikachu's twin brother. And they havta scream out their attacks, even AFTER which the opponent doesn't think up a proper counter. AND they ACTUALLY havta scream out things like, "Damn! My shot missed him!!", or, "Damn! His shot is coming straight at me!!", or, "Damn! He just jumped 5 feet in the air!!", ALL about stuff that is happening right in front.

*sigh.

Crazy infection they gave me on my birthday's back on my neck. And it burns. So much. So. Friggin. Much.

Prayers.

I miss my cousins. So much.

Woke up pretty early today. Shower last night. Not since.

Made a lista things to do/buy today, none of which I finished/bought.

Miss my cousins and Dy so bad.

Stayed good in class today. With great marriages come great responsibilities. Even if they're not mine.

And I know what I'm saying doesn't make sense.

I'm just constantly changing myself, trynna find that near-perfectness I wanna be.

I just typed wannabe, with a space in between.

Amitav uploaded my bday pics on fb. Without my "consent." Legally, that's rape. And he's guilty.

I'm still wondering when the A.C.'s ever gonn be installed in our room.

Hate this place.

The game thing's still pretty strong. I guess. Shankar called us up for a meeting. Parta the burden off my shoulders now. Huge part. I was s'posed to sketch all the characters, being prolly the only 2-D guy 'round here. But someone (God bless that soul) pointed out that taking pictures and using them as references for the 3-D models would be simpler and quicker, and Shankar agreed. 1-up for me.

I'm just depressed. Spoke with Susu last night. She didn't sound well.

And the net won't work on more than one computer at once. So Amitav decided to get another connection. And I split the costa that. Will just use it when he's not.

And I won the 2nd place in some Superhero/Supervillain contest someone had put up on DA. My entry was the Subzero pic. I guess the story part did the trick. I get a free 3-D model made by him/her (forgot), an O.C. of my choice by another deviant (whose works were the cartoonish sketch-pen typos), and some other stuff that I forgot.

I just realized "cartoonish sketch-pen typos" might not really sound like a compliment, which I intend it to be.

No progress on the Subzero-bad-guy pic. Due to lethargy. I'm scientific and dunno what "lazy" means.

Uninstalled NFS-MW, Warcraft, and CS. Then decided t'reinstall CS due to clan obligations.

And Fag says there's a she-male in our class. I really honestly dunno any equivalent word that prolly doesn't sound so rude. Need t'work on my English.

And I still can't moonwalk. MJ was one big guy.

G'nyt. Prayers.

So shit tired.

Guys called us for a match.

I am SPEECHLESS.

1. They don't use CS 1.6

2. One of em doesnt even know fadetoblack. Probably all of em, cant say for sure.

3. They don't play on the standard maps. No dust2, train, inferno, nuke, SHIT!!! [They're asking for fucking ICEWORLD!!]

4. They shit lost it when we kinda pawned em thrice-in-a-row in dust2, after which they started complainin bout the map. [Refer point 3]

5. They NEED friendlyfire off.

I am SO FRIGGIN dunno-wat-to-say. Pull my hair, maybe.

T'make it worse, no router or lan network. 8 PCs on ad-hoc.

ARRRGGHHH!!

I'm back again... again, again.

Dunno why I'm givin these... lapses in my blog. Its prolly following the same pattern as my memory.

Did I just say something?

Nyways, this entire period I didn't write in 5 words: British art bored elemental home.

Im pretty sure no part of that is comprehendable, but hell, each word played a big role in the past 3-4 weeks.

And most importantly, its grammatically sound. I guess.

Nyways, wasted the entire day as usual. Woke up at noon, went on a day-long diet. The internet, as usual again, played female baddie and had me stuck to her most of the day.

Ravi uncle stopped by here on his way to Stafford. Stayed for a coupla days. He's leaving tomorrow. So we went out for dinner, Abishek's family (sans Abishek*), Ravi uncle n missus, n us. Had a good tym, seeing them after ages.

Apparently, they were impressed by my art, and it felt nice, but I kno that this is the least of my capabilities. Gave him my DA link.

And for daddy, remember: www.safesurgery.com. (in case I forget)

Zero progress on the bad guy piece I'm currently on. Someone on DA FINALLY (whew) responded to my frantic cries of colour. [That sounded hell poetic, frantic cries of colour.] Fingers crossed, lets see where this goes. Inshallah, I'll get my break pretty soon.

And Dad decided to postpone new-lappy plan to tomorrow. It WAS disappointing, t'say the least. I wuz WAITING the WHOLE friggin day, and WAITING is not the same as waiting. Its a whole lot worse, with more foot-tapping and jerky neck-twitches.

That sounded eurrgh! But nyways, I wait the whole day jus t'hear we're doin it tomorrow. It was SO FRIGGIN angrappointing**. But meeting Ravi uncle and Anu auntie kinda lifted my spirit back up. I know I wasn't my usual self (being all calm n trynna be the "good" guy), but it still did kinda make me feel better, knowing that these guys knew me right from when I wuz a dwarf***. So, I kinda forgot about the lappy for the 4-5 hours they were around.

And now that they're back at Abishek's place, the lappy's back in my thoughts.

Btw, Savio started his new blog today. Twas prolly the reason why I REMEMBERED I DID have a blog, and that there ARE people who've subscribed to the feed. Well, according to feedburner atleast.

So, the lappy's back in my thoughts, but well, I'm now a happy man and ready to die. Happy, that is.

[Sigh] That is so balanced ei. Everytime I get to the good part, Im ready to end it. And everytime it goes wrong, I HAVTA try making it right before I end it.

Whatever that means. I'm not right in the head right now. I'm sedated. Heavily. Honest. Except for the heavily part.

BING!! Angels & Demons DVDrip 100% complete. And that, cops, is reason enough to prevent me from going on with my normal life, breaking down all the castles I've ever built in air, making salami from all the chickens I counted before they hatched, and throwing me into the dungeons. I KNEW I wasn't right in the head. In the left side, that is.

Right in the left. Slight strain...[hiphop guy saying "Yo" here]...in my left brain.

Honestly, I'm crazy. Shoot me quick.

Balding Tom Hanks calls. Buh-bye.

ALMOST FORGOT. Talked with my ex today. She told me she's "in love" with someone else. I have no idea what that's s'posed to make me feel. Or even what that's intended to make me feel. Nyways, I KNOW that there'll never be anyone like her.

What a relief :P

Nyways, in accordance to the never-disappoint-anyone covenant I made with a special someone, I have no feelings against her, and, honestly, hope she's happy with whoever she is or will be with.

That might sound dumb, but I had 3 sentences in mind and thought I'd just put em all in one.

And misfortune awaits anyone that wrongs her.

Relief again that its only those who wrong her and not wronged her.

Jus kidding. I know my share is coming too.

Cant believe I jus wrote, what, 13 sentences bout her. That's a record. And definitely unintentional. I swear. I just counted for the heck of it, and it happened to be 13.

[Correct my bad english... yourself IN YOUR HEAD.]

Sorry, guys, but Tom Hanks' feet are lyk goin 350Hz. THAT is what I call not being able to wait.

And what you're s'posed to call 'this guy aint right in the head.'

G'nyt. May the Force be with you.****

Edit: Awesome U-turn at 37:38 in the movie. Jus plain FRIGGIN pro.

Edit: French beard dude plays awesomeness hero again 41:54.

Edit: 58:54. The music is loud in my ears, but I don't dare turn it low. Im fixed.

Edit: All said and done, Dan Brown did write the book beautifully.

Edit: The time is 03.38. Movie's done. Dilemma over sleeping when I'm not sleepy. It IS spelt 'dilemma', ryt?

*Abishek left yesterday for Hyderabad.

**Pissing+Disappointing

***A person approximately 3 feet tall.

****Funny how widespread this phrase has become. It wuz like more than a half year ago I made it up, and hell, I got some random guys sayin it to me now. Or its prolly there in Star-trek, on second thought.

I'm back again... again.

Been a while since I wrote here. Lotta stuff's happened. I won't bother yu with stories now. Once again, like time and before, for both your sake and mine, let's pretend the hiatus never happened.

Well, something I've been waiting a long while to say in public: I can't wait to flush when I'm peeing.

I dunno if this counts as saying in public though.

The time's 23.35, 10.06.09. Pretty early up my daily routine, I must say. Its kinda hard to distinguish morning from night these days.

And my Creative Zen X-Fi is starting to jump the gadget-glitch bandwagon. I fell victim to my first bug today. I'd added another main menu item: "Rarely Heard." I held the 'back' button to jump to the main menu. It jumped. And the 'System' menu item was missing. It was a bitterfunny* moment. Turning off and back on didn't solve the problem. So I did what a million people out there using the same player must've done atleast once by now: Push the reset-button.

I dunno what made the guys at Creative put a reset-BUTTON. Where did the ever-trusty reset-HOLE go??

Still looking for the silicon skin for the player. Been thru loads of stores. The only guys who kept it was Emax, AND IT WAS OUTTA STOCK!!

Restocked sausages and croissants today.

My mom seems to have taken a liking to the new beanbag we got. As I'd feared.

Missed South Park again today.

Waiting for the next Tears to Tiara episode. I spoilt it for myself by reading the story already. Octavia also marries Arawn. I CUDN'T WAIT!! This anime is oh-9 trash. A million-year old boring plot with an awesome concept and characterization. Arawn reminds me of a certain someone from Devil May Cry, though. Hmmm...

I've moved to the living room. For this entire summer, most prolly. WooHOO!! More space=> more stretching and lying around.

K, Lady Gaga calls. Gotta go.

Honestly, I'm just leaving cuz I dun really feel into this right now.

*Bitterfunny: Kinda like bittersweet. Only its a moment where yu're pissed+amused rather than sad+happy.

Going...

...thru changes.

Have a lot to write about!! LOT!

But I'm not gonna. Consequence Worries.

This.

S.M.I.A.L.

Crosshair Pulls.

Crush crush Crushes, crush.

Functionality Crypting.

Wannabe Faktory Lessons.

Bridging Wires.

Unbelievable, but song of the day: Love Story, by Taylor Swift.

OMG!

Re: Almost the best I get here...

Got classes at 8 in the morning. Not sleepy yet.

Trying to tweak my internet down/up rate. Max i get is 589/500 Kbps round here. Exact. Average is not worth even whispering, so lets not go there.

Had a clan match today. Whipped cream. Ice ass.

Apparently, cl_bob 0 makes the weapon not moving. OMG! BAD ENGLISH!!

Wish there was summin like cl_recoil 0. Whoa!

The nuke jump is still a dream. For me, that is.

We're gonna game in the classroom 2om.

Where's my beanie?

Song of the day: Kiss me thru the fone, by Soulja Boy Tell Em.

I never gave...

... a girl a stuffed toy, just to make things clear.

Almost the best I get here...

Yesterday was one big day.

To my own surprise, I managed to wake up at 3.30am. Le nous quatre- plus Vibhor, minus Kiran- got som random bus to Blore. We took up the entire space on the back seat, very courteously. Som guy helped us find our way from where we got down. God bless. He even payed for our way to M.G.road.

Filled our morning tummies at McDonalds. Filled our eyes too: early birds. Yikes. Roamed computer shops for more than a couple hours, till we found stuff we needed. Amitav got himself an MX-518. Vibhor got un too, along with a small Speed Goliathus... or was it medium?

Talking bout sizes, THE @$$#ol3, hmmm... its dat easy for him to get an erection?!

XD. I just hope he knows what he's talking bout. Fake shit.

Just for the record, I stayed dry yesterday. In all senses.

Did a lil gaming at The Edge, whose reputation was 10 times the actual shit. No NFS takers. Does MY rep actually precede me DAT MUCH?! Geez, I'd rather be a noob. Lolx.

And whoa! Sunday CHICKS!! 3 perfect 10s! Gotta make these trips more often.

I used to think lol (and all other derivations) was a lil too wannabe. But its essential here at VIT gaming. Hence my language. Apologies.

Somehow caught a train at the 20th hour, 27th minute. Pretty far from the 11th hour. On the other side.

Dep: 20.30.

Guess everything after that was auto-pilot, cuz I remember turning the lights off in my room. Only.

Still havent caught on with that sleep. Nice evasion mechanism, I guess.

I seriously need serotonin. Everyday between 11pm and 3am. After that, I wish I could store the extra serotonin in vials or summin.

But grace cannot be saved. Gotta use it when yu still have it. He decides when yu should have stuff, and when yu can't. So don't worry about getting "more than yu deserve." Its always exact. God's a good businessman.

Talking with my EX-girlfriend right now.

I miss her.

Hence, she's staying EX(!!), no matter what :P

Gotta check up on those female-hunting skills of mine. Have gotten a bit rusty since last tym.

Drunk me, I'm not trust. Heh.

Gnyt.

Correct me if there's any mistakes here up.

Pick up where we left off, and get smashed again!

Got ripped today. Day before, actually. Not yellin it out here jus to embarass myself. I'm a really shy guy. lolx.

I suddenly see everyone polling on who the hottest girl in their branch is. Wannabe fad, or devout knowledge-seeking? Or jus plain my-girls-gonna-win-this-one feelings?

Oh well, might as well go with it.
I WANT MY GIRL TO WIN!!

Who's my girl again?

Got a bad cold. There's a tissue-box to the right, and a "tissue-bin" to my left. Frig!

Clan F.A.W.N. needs upgrades. Hopefully get em today.

Listening to Crack a bottle, by Eminem.

blah.

I miss the Ivy rap. And whoever made it. Heh.

Nowhere plans postponed to 2om morning.

I read that some congress dude called Obama, 'the abortion president,' after he lifted those Bush restrictions. Seriously, what was he even thinking?! Obama, I mean...

What am I talking about?

Cya den. Poker face next.

Me bored.

LOTTA stuff happened over the week, but im just too "busy" to write it down now.

Got kicked outta programming classes. Permanent, aparently. Till i get the permission from our program manager, atleast.

She was crying in class, after i gave her the finger and walked out. That's the best version I've heard so far.

Will try not to skip breakfast from tomorrow. Try.

Got the 12k for the rest of the hostel fee. Going "nowhere" this weekend.

Blah blah. Randomness. Randomisery.

Picked a new t-shirt for myself yesterday. Weak.

Havent had more than 6 hours of sleep in the past 24x3 hours. Still, I find this...captivating? lolx.

Prince of Persia is awesome!! Elika's the sexiest one yet, barefoot and all.

Agree with the prince: Farah really is a DONKEY!!

Cya 2om.

s.m.i.a.l.

Song of the day: Miss Independent, by Ne-yo.

BIG BLOW...

...not to my ego.

Song of the day: Paper planes, by M.I.A.

We had our I.T. test today*. It was an hour-and-half exam. I came out 10 minutes after they gave us our sheets. Don't even wanna try.

The bank application thing for next year's hostel got rejected. Will hafta take it on Monday now.

All I wanna do is [bang-bang-bang-bang] and a [click-ching] and take your money.

She rules, man!!

Cya.



*the last 24 hours.

Elaboration.

I posted the last un just a couple minutes back. Don't trust what blogger says. Its called exploiting your resources wisely. I put the time on just to show when I actually wrote the post. Couldn't upload it cuz our WiFi server was shut down.

For a while. It came back on in the afternoon, but I was too busy hugging everyone back to the hostel.

Had Differential math yesterday. And Programming today. Tests, I mean. As one idiot I know likes to put it, I got 'royally screwed.'

Like I care. Still.

Hence, song of the day: Gangsta's Paradise, by Coolio.

Old school totally rocks!

And just to leave you hanging, I met Charu yesterday, after months, probably...

posted on the 17th of feb.

Slept at 8.00am today. Watched South Park thru the night.

Woke up at 12.18pm (exact). Abishek and Aditya were at the door. Been a long time since all three of us were at the same place same time. Did a lil talk about random stuff. Decided to eat out in the evening. In the afternoon. Decided, in the afternoon, to eat out in the evening. Power-cut then. Back on in 5 minutes, sans the routers functioning. Implies no internet for a day.

...

[Deep breath, count backwards]...

...

Played my first DOTA game in a while. Luna Moonfang, duh. Team1: Easy et moi. Team2: Medium et Insane. Hmmm...

Saw TMNT. Again. For the 54th time, I guess.

Song of the day: Viva la vida, by Coldplay. Friggin awesome!!

Ended up at Bihari-dhabafor dinner. The guys next table were Ramji, Blizzard, Bulbotrix, and the likes. Don't ask me how I found that out. It's an ancient technique, a cross between eavesdropping and overhearing. And I actually happened to hear them mention the word 'fawn' quite a few times. Guess I'm doing my clan good with the rest of the team drinking and making merry a million miles away.

Make that kilometres. I prefer metric.

Speaking of which, we guys (finally!!) had NFS wlan bouts. Plural. I, fotunately, haven't lost all my NFS skills, so I still am rightfully worthy of "that" title that still is (officially) mine.

To cut another long story short, I kicked ass in all the races. Frig censorship. I'm here to stay.

There was one race that went really cool. Vishal sideswiped me, and with our "fast" wifi speeds, there was "a lot" I could do to avoid crashing into a tree in front of me. Guys ran ahead. I somehow caught up. Somehow. By the last quarter, I was a few hundred metres from the lead. I just took the side lane, pushed the NOS button, and finished the race at almost exactly the same time as Siva did.

He jumped from his chair and started yelling at me. Guy wants to show off when he's defeated the "undefeatable." And I'm not bragging :P

A few seconds later, I see that he's actually pissed.

Cuz I managed to take the lead by a milli-second. HA! I didn't even know I'd won, and both Avneeth et moi thought he was yelling for a whole different reason.

I'm kinda tired now. Its 12.30am. Early compared to my usual sleeping time.

Might watch a movie though.

And yeah, YUPPY VALENTINES DAY!

Running.

Slept early yesterday. Woke up at 2pm, though. Thats more than 12 hours of 40 winks, almost 13.

Had plans to go buy my course text-books (some of them, atleast), dump my dirty at the laundry, and get a few dvds on the way back. Nuthin happened.

Played CS. Blizzard was there. Ramji was there.

That reminds me... was playing CS last night and Rusher was there. Ramji, Blizzard, unknown-3rd-guy, and me were CTs, and 5 guys on T (including Rusher). We did good teamwork. And that's a firt-time for me as CT. Kept raping them again and again. Badly. Funny thing was, all of Rusher's deaths were taken by me, the noobiest on the server. My guys (CTs) were actually egging me on. They kept saying stuff like, 'Rusher, why playin like a noob?', and 'humiliation!!'(heh), and stuff. So I bounced along.

Innocent :)

Rusher had the highest score, though. The few times Rusher did get me, I shot off stuff like, 'phone number flashed, got shot.' His name looks like a phone number, heh. Summin like '1624699', or summin like that.

Harsh finally came online today. I mean at the same time I went online. Amitav called up. He talked. And he's the one that says, '@$$fu%!inhole dat was 33 min 47 sec!' I never told him to spend his fone-buck this way. And he actually wasted an extra buck by sending me that message.

And he did not censor his message. That's me. "In the interests of the minor public blah blah."

Song of the day: Whatever you like, by T.I.

Mreen wants me to teach him to play the guitar. How many times have I heard that one before?

That @$$fu%!inhole doesn't play the drums. Yet. Frig him!!

Nexus Digital Ventriloquism Morbid Alibi Chimera does not currently exist because of the lack of his skills.

When did we become Chimera again?

I think its time The Wunderkind Spawn went back on. Wait and see.

Running off the keyboard...

Came across a stat message on orkut today that said, "WAITING TO TURN 18..." I dunno if that's the exact words, but yu get the drift. I re-read it a couple more times (just to make sure there wasn't any hidden pun), then changed my stat message to "definitely not waiting to turn 18." Again, I'm not sure those are the exact words.

C'mon, getting a driver's license and an ATM card sure means a lot more fun, but heck, I don't want people to have an official reason to start calling me "Uncle"...!! Man, I miss those days when you could climb all the trees yu wanted, and no one would give yu a weird look or think "what is wrong with this guy?" Plus, all it ever cost to upgrade your flight from economy to business was a smile at the air-hostess. No free goody-bags now either. Not like I want them now, anyway. I wouldn't mind a free M-15x, though. Whoo..!! And no worries about consequences back then.

Come to think of it, all the things that turned out really great were stuff I did without thinking.

I just realized I can't spell 'etiquette' perfectly. Or is it 'etiquitte'?? Gotta google it once I'm done with this. Don't wanna do it right now and remove these 2 lines.

Size does matter.

Anyone know why they call it a "T"-shirt?? Looks like an obese 'T' would be the most obvious answer, but... hmmm...

Half the user-scripts don't work with GreaseMonkey. I use Chrome, though. I'm pro-Google. Either the scripts they provide are old, or the websites stay updated and secure and anti-hacking-javascript. Or Firefoz just plain ducks*.

Listening to Valentine's Day, by LP. Awesome, dude!!

F.L.E.A.'s recommendation for today: Turn time around, by nLannon.

Song of the day: Anonymous- BV mix, by Bobby V (feat. Timbaland).

That's 3 songs in a single post, the highest so far.

Now.

Now.

And now.

Really, I'm just typing shit to make this post bigger.

The Butterfly Effect was one cool movie. Add to crush list- Amy Smart. That is her name, right?

And FF just got so MUCH BIGGER right now. Dunno why. Did a little profile-surfing, maybe.

:P

Nebu's birthday 2om. He's not online. Unscrew* Muscat and its dumb internet connections.

Anyways, cya for now. Mohsin's online. 3 CS servers online. Gotta pick.

Duh!

P.S. Mr. Garrisson is voiced by Trey Parker, for sure. I just noticed the totally unfakeable similarity between their voices+accent.

*used instead of commoner words considered colloquial by the 40 plus.

Musings... (continued)

Do I put those three dots after (continued) or before it?? Hmmm...

There was no connectivity today. I mean the entire day. The previous post was posted 5 minutes back, trust me. Google gives its users a certain degree of freedom, which I happened to exploit in this case.

I'm actually getting good at CS these days. I mean good, as in GOOD!!

Wrote a song today. Been a really long time since the last one. And unlike all the older ones that were actually for a person, this one is not for a person. Take note of the carefully placed italics, heh.

Anyone got problems with google chrome? It suddenly won't open??

Not my problem.

My eyes are burning. Movie and shutdown.

Cya.

Btw, song of the day: In pieces, by LINKIN PARK, the coolest friggin dudes on this friggin planet.

That auto-corrects to the ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!!

Musings in the sun...

Today was Daddy's birthday. Thought I'd call up at 12, but then decided to call later in the morning, after putting some extra top-up so I could speak for longer.

Removed all my facial hair this morning. Well, most of it. I left a little goatee for no specific reason. Btw, goats have goatees. Is that why they're called goatees? Wikipedia calls.

I remember this one guy who came to Amitav's room once. I was just browsing thru stuff, Amitav was watching Naruto, and that guy comes in and says, "Oh, mungah! Arre, sahi mungah hai yaar," and blah blah... ain't gonna write EVERYTHING he said. Anyways, the main subject of his one-sided conversation happened to be 'mungah!' whatever that meant. I didn’t wanna prove to Amitav that my Hindi vocab was poor (again), so I didn’t ask him what it meant.

10 minutes later, it struck me that he was talking about manga.

Seriously...

The guy is one of our classmates apparently, but I doubt that. I never see him in class. Not even when I attend it.

And the guy who normally recharges my Airtel account wasn't there, so I could only speak to Daddy for like 4 minutes, I guess. The US of A is on the opposite end of the earth, and IT ONLY COSTS INR2 TO CALL THERE?! UAE's not half the distance away, and SHIT!!

I was talking with an old friend of mine the other day, and she asked me why I write a blog.

Anyone know the answer to that?

VIT’s actually experimenting with A.C. electricity. The power’s been going on and off every 5 minutes for the last probably half-hour. I could bet a thousand bucks it’s going to go out in 2-3 minutes again.

And my EX-girlfriend sent me a message saying she read what I wrote about her sometime back. Like I couldn’t make that out from her lame Orkut stat message. And I’m pretty sure she’s reading this now.

Because, a spinoff from a Clouseau-dialogue, it is a big deal to be talked about on the internet.

Heh, but Steve Martin was just too good in that movie. LMFAO-ed throughout the 1-half hour. Nice one, dude.

I bought some sandwich spread from Allmart this afternoon, but no bread. No problemos. I had a spoon, and some famished taste-buds. By the time I finally got the strength to put it away, it was half-full. I’m an optimist:)

Just found a CS pub. Ciao.

Toldya the power wud go off. Wish "you" were real, so I'd be richer by a thousand bucks now.

And I’m trying to put less tags for posts, so that my Blogumus-cloud looks less crammed.

Tc.16.48hrs.

P.S. Add to crush-list: Nariko.

Reason why I don't prefer being around some guys in VIT...

I have rotis with gravy.

Those guys have gravy with rotis.

There's a big difference.

Ranting...

BIG dose of insomnia, doc gave me last night. Didn't have much to work on either. So I saw a couple+1 old movies that I found lying on my hard-drive. Madagascar2, Superhero Movie, and Torque. That reminds me: I had to download 'All by Myself', by The Rescues. Legally, of course.

Ykno what they say...The internet is the mother of all lies. I'm just keeping with the picture.

My eyes finally turned heavy at around 7.30am this morning. But since they started serving breakfast downstairs anyway, I thought I'd go have my dinner before I sleep.

Just in case I haven't mentioned it before, I live on the 5th floor of my building. Good for testing emergency landing procedures.

:P

And did they have some cold bread. And I hate bread-crust. Except if its pizza.

Looks like I'm developing an alter-ego. It gets kinda regular these days. When the sun's still up, I'm sketching, editing, creative stuff, mostly.

When its ciao-sun, ciao-creativity too, and mindplay comes into play. Wordplay, heh. I go around on killing sprees in CS, find out who's who and what's what.

Of course, the killing spree comes hand in hand with a get-killed spree too, but that's an entirely different matter.

And yeah, metaphorism seems to be taking over the world, eh. VIT, atleast. All these people around me have these crazy phrases on their books, totally "senseless" stat msgs online. What is this world coming to??

Talking about online, its the age of Web2.0 and some guys still make 2-dimensional 16-bit bmp images and call it their web logos...proudly. Gross.

My lingo-bar shows up everytime I turn my lappy on. Will check into this matter tonight.

Nuin much else.

Slept in the morning at around 8.00hrs. Woke up at approximately 18.15hrs. That makes it a perfect 10. Well, almost.

Why does my head still feel stuffed and heavy?

I'm getting this really strong "urge" to go play CS now, so I'll cut the crap and...




...get down to the song of the day. Let's all pretend like it's some pretty big thing and you've all been waiting for it so eagerly.
Anyways, song of the day: 'All by myself', by The Rescues.

Whoa!! Deja vu!

BB.
(...as in 'Bye-bye', not 'Be back.')

P.S. where did all my footer notes suddenly go?

Lack of serotonin? YU KIDDIN ME?! :P

This Pringles-ketchup makes me nostalgic. Duh, cuz I must’ve had a lot of it when I was tinier.
[The line above was written at around 7 in the morning. And then I fell asleep…]
9.49 PM
Woke up at exactly 5.04 PM, according to my trusty Sony Ericsson W550i. Not the kinda phone for a whiz like me, I know. And I'm not bragging.
10 minutes into my “day”, and Mreen comes asking for company to Allmart. Btw, they spell it “Allmaart,” with two a’s. Hadn't noticed it until late.
Anyways, I was saying, he asked me for company. I had to get myself a new lock for my cupboard too. And clothes from the laundry. Plus, Mreen had our math text, which no one I knew had. So, went along, got our course photocopied, bought a new lock, took my clothes from the laundry, blah blah blah…
Mreen finally forced his “friend” to get his laptop back from the girls’ hostel.
THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING!!! He just (exactly now, I SWEAR!!) messaged me saying his (now dumb) laptop doesn’t have WiFi. There go all my CS pawning-and-laughing-at-someone plans. Damn!
And started working on a new canvas. This time, it’s different. Its gonna be entirely digital, only on the computer. Just between you and me: Anjani n'a jamais reçu son cadeau d'anniversaire de moi. You can guess the rest of the story.
I just got an invitation from Ajitabh Singh to join a community in Orkut. The name of the community: “biharis......rocks.” Lolx. Duh, which button I clicked next.
I actually remembered which chapter ‘Sets, Relations and Functions’ was in the CBSE grade12 math textbook. Pranav asked me, and it just came out. 2 seconds later, it hit me that I actually knew where that chapter was, in the textbook. Whoa!
I got a hunch things are gonna be way different. Someone is sending me all these…..signs? Yesterday, there was the June 18 crap I went over. Today, ykno who/what.
Or maybe I’m just going crazy.
I don’t even know the name of the guy who serves me my meals in the dining hall.
Need a reality check. Now more than ever.
I’m signing off early tonight. Wanna break my sleep-at-6-in-the-morning routine.

Does anyone have extra T3? Its a thyroid hormone, and I need it badly.

Afterthought.

Just for the heck of it, Song of the Day: Broken Wings, by Alter Bridge.

Dunno if the new look is better or worse. As always, like I care.

Guess I do.

Dumb favicon dumped itself.

My Counter-Strike avatar was left-handed for a couple of matches today. Couldn't change it either. Later realized that it was running on Software mode. Must've accidentally flicked it on. Swapped to OpenGL. Right-handed is right.

Its 4.32 am. I'm gonna try sleeping at 10pm today. This sleep-at-6-in-the-morning routine is starting to affect my gastric routine. I dunno if that's grammatically correct. Is it?

Anyways, will take leave for now.

Damn hungry. Hate Pringles for dinner/breakfast. Din-fast.

Mini-hiatus.

Been shit busy the last couple days.

1. Counter-Strike rep: Lotsa guys "gossiping" on how each of "el3Ktro's" shots are headshots. Thank you, guys. What would I do without you?!
   
2. Creative spree: Did a HELL lot of artwork the past few days. (Un)fortunately, all of it is digital. Not my decision to make.
3. Alter-blogo: Was working a lot on my new blog too. Everytime I spent hours working on a planned look, I eventually wiped it clean and started from scratch again, all thanks to a few bugs that show when your blog is fully-grown. Right now, its stable and doing good. But for how long?
4. "Long time, dude!": Met a lotta old friends online. The only one who wasnt new to my contacts list was probably Mohsin. Ass suddenly decided to pop back in mon vie.
5. Insomnia: Doesn't let me sleep+happens during my non-creative hours. Frig!!
6. Sudden affinity to the guitar: Cool new hooks popping in my head alluva sudden. Need a few TBs more space in my memory.
7. Hours at the edge of the bed: June 18? I hope I'm still remembered...

Crap. How many times have I gone through this?! Nothing's gonna change. Might as well chain-spray all the opponent CTs. Won't make a heck of a difference.

Someone say something?

BIG day.

Slept early (as usual) at around 6am. Was doing some computer surfing on the VIT wlan. Snicked a couple of movies from some dude who kept all his stuff in the public folder.

Anyways, Kiran woke me up to borrow my laptop. He returned it probably 10 minutes later. Apparently, they’d declared it on the VIT website that there’s holidays till the 16^th of this month. I did some quick math in my head, and decided not to make that crucial call to Dad that would get a ticket to my cousin’s place booked for me. I decided to pop my head out in the corridor, and the surge of cell-phone radio waves DOES NOT THROW ME INTO THE WALL BEHIND. But if I was tangible to those dumb waves, I guess I’d have gone right thru the wall, not just into it.

By the afternoon, half the guys, 90% of the building had vacated their rooms. Took a couple of apps from Amitav, and his 2gig pendrive. Went to that VOLSBB control room to enquire about our wifi connection.

Didn’t tell ya, I guess. Our connection suddenly “expired” last night. The month wasn’t up (far from it, we were only 5 days into the scheme), and our 5gigs were still available. We checked, just to make sure, and we’d only used 1.2gigs.

Hence, the going to VOLSBB HQ.

Pranav had a fag. Fag. Heh. Hadda wait for him to finish his stick, cuz apparently, he didn’t want any of the girls to catch him having a smoke.

Still didn’t get any of the books for the exams next week. 10 days, same thing. I don’t even know which books I gotta get. Will work on that today.

Pranav had tough luck today. His cell phone’s battery was drained, and he had to make a call de rigeur. As if it wasn’t enough already, he lost his room keys. Guy was totally stressed, from the look of it. He took a nap in my room. We got a new lock in the evening, got his old one broken, and I have his spare key now. Moral of the story: Buy good jeans.

Hope no one sees this… shit, no way I'm writing about it here. It’s supposed to be confidential. Pranav, in case you’re reading this, ykno what I'm talking about… the sudden level-up in my Clan FAWN skills.

Using Rusher’s connection right now. I don’t know his real name. Few Indian guys remember the names of Chinese dudes here. Their aliases are much easier. So I call, as does 99% of the people he knows here, Rusher Rusher. Should I write that as, ‘I call Rusher, Rusher,’ with a comma?

Like I care.

Had a long talk with Mohsin till a few minutes back. Dude is getting friggin tortured in his guys univ. Pray for him.

Thought I’d write about how you can actually eat Maggi 2-minute noodles raw without scrunching up your face, but the clock at the bottom of my screen reads 5.42 AM proudly, so I guess I’ll wrap it up for now.

Till next tym.

P.S. Why do I always tend to "cut long stories short"?

Just removed a lot of labels from the older posts. The Blogumus cloud was a lil too crammed. Its still quite packed, but the difference is evident.

Creating a new blog now. The Wunderkind Spawn. Will write about PC tweaks, tips, and tricks. Alliteration again.

Why can’t I find one decent template for the blog? All of them have crap hollow spaces. Might as well stick to the default blogger templates. For now.

[2 hours later…]

Finally got a not-so-cool-but-will-do-for-now theme for the other blog. Frig. I guess it’s a common thing for people who live with computing. Edit, code, program for hours and in the end, all you get is a teeny link somewhere. That was just an example, not experience. There’s no teeny link on the homepage, anyway.

Amitav’s smiling in his sleep. Dumbfrig is thinking about his fat crush.

Touches...

Just got the Blogumus widget for the blog, as y’all must’ve already noticed.
Credit to Amanda Fazani, who in turn thanks Roy Tanck for his ingenious WP Cumulus plug-in for Wordpress.

Tried to add a navigation bar too, but didn’t work out. Sleepy now.

Catch you l8r.

Riviera's finally up. Whew...!

Slept early again last night. Or this morning. 6 am. Was tweaking my lappy a little too much, maybe. You wouldn't realize it runs on Windows one of these days.
Woke up at 2. Post mid?? Is that what pm stands for? I could google it, but I'd prefer having someone tell me. Humans are social creatures.

Had a shower, went to the laundry. Put in a gulf-calling booster in my cell to call home. Saves a lotta cash. A penny saved is a step closer to the ultimate accessories for your lappy.
But later realized you need to have more than INR1.50 in your balance to use that booster crap, cuz I had 1.36 in my balance, but the call just wouldn't go. Realized why later.

Actually wore a shirt today. Harsh too. He's the one who told me to, in the first place. Thought DJ night meant unlim. dancing and booze. There was dancing, but hell, I don't listen to Tamil party tracks, no way. And don't even think about booze. And Amitav, Kiran et moi were just roaming around the place, meeting a couple of friends, hi's, byes, every few minutes.
Sad, each one of us is single. I'm DEFINITELY not regretting leaving my EX-girlfriend, though.
Someday, I might just regret saying that, but about that, I'm skeptical.

Not much else. Edited some tiny bits in this blogger html. The arrows that bulleted the post titles originally are now A's. And there's a Cartman pic at the bottom-right of this page that brings you to the top whenever you click it. Try it. Thanks to...crap, I forgot who told me how to add that.

And I tried a couple of backgrounds, but eventually stuck to the classic navy blue shit. Its not bad when you look at it. Squinting your eyes. From 4 feet away. At angle of 67.3° to the LCD normal. Upside down.

Just signed up on LinkedIn.com. Dunno how its gonna help me, but lotta people i know are on it, so jumped the bandwagon.

Sad, seriously. I ended up in the wrong class with the right people. Twice. FRIG!!

Someone asked me today:
How many surgeons does it take to change a lightbulb?

The right answer was:
None. They just wait for a suitable donor and do a filament transplant.

Sick.

Song of the day: Icebox, by Omarion. FRIGGIN AWESOME!!

Matin.

NOTICE BOARD #1

I just noticed Harsh's clan-name went missing in a previous post, where i listed my new CS clan's lineup. His alias was supposed to be fawn_|_"<"Hu$tl3r">", without the double quotes. Stupid HTML got the better of me.
I hope atleast this works and doesn't go haywire again.
Fingers crossed.

And just changed the favicon to this blog. Will create a better one when I can.

Morning.

Almost forgot...

The song of the day is:
Indigo Children by Puscifer. The JLE Bub Mix.

Finished Devil May Cry 4!!!

Finally done with DMC4.

Awesome game/movie. Heh.

Loved the return of Nero. At the end of the game, I mean. Missed the devil-bringer like shit.

Since I don't have much to say, guess I'll just file you in on some tips for the final level. Most of which you probably know if you've come till the final mission.

1. At the inanimate-doppelganger-die-puzzle, go stand by the die and observe the order for a moment. Its a fixed order, not random numbers turning up. Now look at the ground, check out which number you need. Go by the die, keep your finger on the devil-bringer (DB) key ready. Just as your number is ABOUT to turn up, when its halfway between two numbers, hit the devil trigger key. The delay will make sure your number is up when the claw hits it. Plus, your doppelganger always moves counter-clockwise. So, go easy on the math.

2. For Berial, stick to his side. Keep an eye on his movements. He always gives a warning before doing some big shit. If done right, you can kick this guy's butt with zero damage. Whenever he pulls his hand back (means he's gonna SWIPE!), or lifts his forelegs, or something that looks dangerous (heh), jump, jump, JUMP till you're sure you're safe. Back to side, summon your demon form, slash, slash, SLASH with your sword (cuz that's the best weapon, in my opinion). In case you get pushed away, bang him with your guns as you walk towards him. Keep at it, he'll be done in no time.

3. For Echidna, well, slashing is the most effective on her upperside. And whenever, she moves out of view, hit the target button, so that you know where she is. Its spacebar, if you're doing it on PC, which, unfortunately, I did (I'm not complaining, though). She prefers staying on the move, so keep firing your guns at her, cuz you don't wanna waste time letting her "plan" her moves. Her common moves are these:
-She goes to the edge of the open area, goes around a couple of trees, and comes shooting back. The target button helps here to see where she is. When she's a few feet into the area again, jump aside. This is when she comes shooting at where you were a second back. Piece of cake.
-She stops at a place and her bottom rises, exposing her glowing "womb" (heh). The DB makes mince meat of this. Use unlimited DB combos on that "womb" and watch a huge chunk of her health bar disappear.
-She sits "into" the ground, and her tentacles shoot out the ground as vertical stalks that slap the shit outta you. Whenever she's about to sit this way, run towards her. Get as close to her torso as possible, and start slashing. Summon your demon form for more damage. The tentacles won't touch you if you stick close to her.
-She just hovers there, doing nothing, just staring at you for a couple of seconds. Here, run towards her asap. Get a good chunk of her health bar. She might start swinging her now-electric hair around. When she does this, just get over to her side-back. They don't touch you here.

She does a few other common moves that you must've found how to counter.

4. For Dagon/Bael/3rd-brother, don't really know if my method could be called "pro", but this is what i tried. Slash at his "chin" and sides, till he notices you and (most probably and usually) jumps to another spot. Shoot till you get there. Don't just hold the shoot button and move. Alternate between the two: shoot-move-shoot-move, more move than shoot. As soon as you're close to him, slash slash. Whenever he blows his mouth, be ready to jump. Just as his mouth moves downwards again, jump to the side. Any side. Its usually his 'ice' attack, but if its his air-blow, that's unavoidable unless you manage to jump to his side totally. When he disapears, slash his antennae-chicks as much as you can. Don't focus on one girl for too long. Keep switching between the two, else the other one might wrap herself around you, and Dagon's gonna swallow you asap. One more thing, whenever Dagon is about to swallow you, jump into his mouth yourself. Make it your move and not his. This way, you can slash around even inside him. The chicks give you a lot of red orbs. So keep them busy with you for as long as you can.

5. Sanctus was one big @$$#oL3!! Use the DB on the little orbs he produces to get close to him. Then slash at his force field. The colour denotes its strength. When its red, its weak. Break it. "Devil-bring" on him as much as you can. Just as he's about to get his shield back, summon your demon form and BIG SLASH!! He falls down. Don't waste time, devil-bring him as much as you can. Put in a couple of slashes too. Its easy once you get the pattern. Halfway through, he starts doing long red power-streaks at you. Watch the timing and jump just before he rushes at you. He does this twice in a row, so don't lower your defenses yet. After the second time, jump behind him, slash. Red Rose is a blessing.

6. The last part where you destroy the Savior with your DB was a little puzzling. I lost 4 parts of my health bar, before i figured out the trick. His right hand is easy. Just jump-dodge befre he smashes, and use the DB on his hand. His left hand is a bit tricky though. It'll take a couple of tries before you get it. This hand, unlike the other, doesn't stop anywhere near us, stealing a good chance of using the DB on this one too. What you need to do is, just as he pulls back his arm, jump, use the DB. If timed right, the devil claw will hit the hand just as it's about to smash you. This totally bangs him, and his head drops down in front of you. Easy-peasy, use the DB on his head. Game over.

7. Most importantly, get into the mission, make sure all the cutscenes are over and the character is properly in your control, and then SAVE YOUR GAME!! Make sure you do this at the start of each mission.

Again, all this is only my version. Someone else might tell you different. Styles change, yknow.

Cool concept, the way you can play when the credits are going on. Hats off to CAPCOM. Nice one, dudes.

And like most other good movies, they had to end the movie hinting at a sequel.

Its 2.33 am. Watch a little South Park and go to sleep. I will, I mean.

And someone asked me today:
How many Neha Bhasins does it take to change a bulb?

The right answer supposedly was:
Five. One to force the bulb to change itself by boring it, one to wish she had changed the tube-light instead, two to do an attempted hot dance and scare people of fused bulbs lest she returns, and one to assure us how well she knows we enjoyed.

Adios.

I'm only 17, btw. Sick.

The Way I Are™-Timbaland

...and i dunno why, but 'The Way I Are' has been playing in my head all evening.
I'm listening to it right now.
Awesome.
Song of the day, i.e. 31st January o9.
Make that songs, including the JT remix.

Almost forgot.

Someone asked me:
How many backbiting politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

The right answer was:
Two. One to change it, and another to change it back.

So someone asked me later (...again!!!):
How many Raghu Dixits does it take to screw a bulb?

The right answer again was:
Three. One to change it, and two to make sure Vishal and Shekhar compensate for how they screwed up the screw-up.

As if that wasn't enough, someone asked me again:
How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

The right answer was supposed to be:
Two. The old one, and the new one.

Your answer is not counted if your words are not in the same exact order.

Has anyone ever heard of The Efekt Krew??

The DOTA guys lost their winning streak that never began.

The NFS guy lost his winning streak that had just started.

The CS guy: well, there's still no news from him.

Bottomline: people are gonna start mocking us if we call ourselves gamers.

Sad.

Totally.

Evening, there was this dumb rampwalk, couple of tamil actresses as the chief guests (apparently, they're "hot" around here...eeuuUGGH!), few dances. But the best was this acrobat group called 'The Efekt Krew'. Yep, sure they performed well, but I still don't get why I can't find the Efekt chick's name, no matter what I google.
Oh, they got 4 guys and 1 girl. Hence.

Can someone help me out on this? I really need that girl's name. Need to add her to my 100-wishlist. The Efekt Crew is a group that does, to be precise:
- Egyptian Fire Show.
- Brazilian Capoeira Acrobatics.
- Glow Ball lights and poi.
- Aerial silk.

PLEASE! Desparate enough to spell it that way!

Good Morning.

Yesterday's entry today, cuz i dropped on the bed wen i got in.

10.01 am.

Yesterday was one heck of a day.

For starters, there was my new CS clan. Our clan, sorry. Heh. Noobs with a collective term, we never expected to win even a single match. But look at us now, “proudly” proclaiming our first kill. Ok, it’s me doing that, but we still DID win our first official match and that’s reason enough to go get drunk. And did we whip some ass!

Clan F.A.W.N. starting lineup:
1. Amitav aka fawn_|_moOlah
2. Anurag aka fawn_|_bruce_wayne
3. Harsh aka fawn_|_
4. Kiran aka fawn_|_M.r
5. Ruchir aka fawn_|_!!killerX!!

Don’t ask me why I wrote that. Bygones are bygones, friend. Just felt like it. Man, I should’ve recorded the demo. We had total ultra-coordination plus strategy. You wouldn’t believe it unless you saw first.

Back to what I am “supposed” to be talking about, I qualified for round 2 in the NFS comps. As far as I know, Prithvi and Prasanna are still in round 1. Oh, btw, their clan got frigged by their opponents! Bacon.

The evening thingie was good. Heck the crowd separating the four of us- In case you still don’t know, we hang around together, the “gamer pros”, Amitav, Kiran, Pranav, et moi. I was saying, the crowd between us and the entrance to the stadium was probably 10m. And man, was it dense or what. So, we started Operation: Human Chain. I caught hold of Pranav, Kiran me, Amitav Kiran. And Pranav started digging through the mass. 5 minutes and we were up front.

Near the stage, we started Operation: Human Chain- Phase 2. We were as close as we could get to the stage. And then the suffocation. Had to tip-toe if I wanted a proper breather. And I only wish Converse would start making shoes with thicker soles. Half the time, I was on tip-toe, the other half, jumping. My socks were frigged anyways. The balls of my feet got frigged too. Balls! And we were screaming like friggin animals.

Raghu Dixit was oki oki, the usual crap that does concerts for money. Still, we were screaming at the top of our voices, just to give him the feeling we don’t NOT like him.
By the time Vishal and Shekhar turned up, I was already running on my backup power. 3-4 songs left and I was totally drained.

We moved to the back, got a few chairs and dumped ourselves on them.

And all plans of getting drunk got cancelled, cuz of moolah shortage.

Got a CS rep to maintain, this time, the clan’s, not just mine.

Ciao.

Till next time.

Shadows tend to mislead. Follow the light.

My phone's plastic cover is totally crack!!! Wordplay.

Not much to write today. Attended 3 classes, skipped the other 2. Played CS. Pranav (unfortunately) registered my name for the NFS competition. I'm sure I'm gonna get my ass whooped by some uber-noob. I'm totally in the Undercover mode right now, but these outdated VIT guys have been using Most Wanted since there was light probably.
Aditya Sharan (the guy who thinks he can play DOTA/guitar well) asked me if I ever eat. Must've seen my lean friggin frame. Agreed, I'm thin, but HELL, just because he's got flab (GROSS!!), doesn't mean everyone else should. Hit the gym, dude. Fat is cool. Fat-wannabe-thin is DEFINITELY NOT COOL.

Pubs. They mean an entirely different thing to us gamers. Sure, we meet new people, give a few bounces, but hell, there's no drinks. Not unless you were a cannibal. And CS, whoa, don't even talk about pubs.

Oki, for those of you aliens who still don't know what a gaming pub is...well, can't find the words to describe it.

Right, its short for a "Public" server, where random people can jump in and play.

w/e. Look around. There's a lot that you haven't even heard of.

Got a lotta shit comin up. The next four days are gonna be a heck of a ride.

Hope I survive.

Prayers and pray.

tc.

ZZz........

VIT routine starting to get on my nerves.
Went to class 10 minutes late. And she was all like, “You know what the time is?!”, and all that usual crap. I just showed her my wrist-watch. Its 2009, lady, not 1962!
Anyways, her class was shit boring. E.V.S. That’s Environmental Studies. I don’t know why they call it E.V.S., though. Isn't it E.S.? Atleast E.M.S. would be a lil better. Environ-MENTAL Studies…!!
So we were at the back, talking about CS, and she decides to show Harsh what a friggin dog* she is. “You!” Don’t any of these teachers know our names?? “Get out of the class.” Harsh goes. I decide the class is frigged up anyway, so I ask her if I could walk out too. LMAO!! She’s obviously humiliated right there, but tries to keep her cool. Tries. Then she asks me, “If you wanted to go out, why’d you come to the class in the first place?” Bah! (How do you put ‘rolling eyes’ on print?) I tell her that I didn’t know her class would be so boring. Then she told me something else, but I can’t exactly recall what, cuz I was already planning what to do once I got out of class. Harsh and I sat in the next room for a few minutes, then we smsed Amitav to get out too. 5 minutes, and he’s out too. Is she boring or what!!
Had a lil CS yak. Did our usual class-end-make-everyone-notice-you-ultra-loud-scream before walking back.
Went for our Riviera T-shirts today. Hadda stand in the queue for probably a half-hour before we even came close to the counter where we had to pick our shirts. I’d asked for 3 of them. I got only one. They’re apparently gonna give me the other two by Feb 16th. Yeah right.
Got back to the hostel. Skipped lunch. Were playing CS all afternoon, went till evening. Eventually gave up.
And the VOLSBB internet is finally functional. The speed wasn’t exactly fast, but compared to the usual Tata Indicom that I usually use, heck, this is the ultimate!! And talk about ultimate: we could use it on more than one PC simultaneously!!! Downloaded Indigo Children by Puscifer. Planning to download the entire NFS:UC OST. Listening to that song right now. DUDE! Cool or what!!
Had some vegetarian Bassa’s for dinner. We were almost leaving the place without paying the poor guy. Heh. But Kiran wasn’t leaving. So we paid. Poor us.
Went to the fruit juice place. Had what we wanted. Kiran decided to get back at Pranav, so he just walked away when the juice guy wasn’t looking. Amitav and me too. I mean walked away. Pranav somehow played some fake crap like he was talking on his cell and managed to slip away. Else, he was in for some serious trouble.
They’re all playing DOTA right now. I got a mouse, but then again, I’d rather pawn in CS alone, than get pawned in DOTA with a team. It’s not exactly a “rather” thing, but it sounded good there. So.
Oh, and someone asked me today:
How many VIT T-shirt distributors does it take to change a bulb?
Apparently, the right answer was:
Fourteen. 1 to change the bulb, 3 to reschedule the changing time, 2 to apologize for the shortage of bulbs, 4 to engage juniors in the process, 1 to try and sell the fused bulb and 3 to gossip about the screwing part in the control room.
…
…okay…
…
…OI! You friggin never mentioned the bulb was fused, you rear-void!
So he’s like:
Hmmm…How many VIT event organizers does it take to change a bulb?
Again, the right answer was:
None. Direct descendants of cavemen can only strike stones.
That was a total PJ.
Its 12.16am right now. 29 January 2009.
“Ooooh! Office 2007 actually lets you enter the date before you can finish typing it.”
That was just a demonstration of how some people staying here are.

Almost forgot. Ajita had a big verbal-only fight with some dude who sits at the other end of the class. Hell, it was probably the funniest thing that happened in class today. I just went over to the side and recorded the entire thing on Amitav's cell. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Anyways, gotta get my 40 winks.
Cya.

*Used instead of a more feminine derogatory term, in favour of the minor public.

FRIG* YU, DUDE!!!

One huge CS pub marathon again today. Played real sucky at the start, getting pawned before I could even pick a gun. By dinner-time, I was the scoreboard leader*.
My wireless got frigged** up again. Along with my Bluetooth. Crap. Stupid Kiran. Doesn’t know a thing about computers and goes around click-click-click-click-oh-shit-i-just-frigged**-your-system. And thinks he’s better than me in CS. I'm not saying otherwise, though. He just might be. But I’d say if he was a better CS player than me, then he must’ve had an awful lot of bad luck to play so cock-sucky.
Arite. Just got my wireless back on. Its working fine. Now to find a way to make it look like its not working so Kiran won’t frig** with the WLAN settings again.
Arite, g2g now. Got a CS rep to maintain.
Someone told me today:
Q. How many bassists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. The keyboardist can do it with his left hand.
And yeah, I can’t use the number superscript thingie in Blogger, so gotta stick with multiple *’s.
Peace.
Good night.

*Some luck helped me there too. Exactly the rounds in which I got more than 4 kills or so, the same rounds, I planted the C4, plus it exploded too. So whoop! 4+3+x added to my score each time.
**LMAO. See previous post. Or probably the one before that. Just search for 'frig.'

26 January 2009, 3:57pm.

11111.
That’s the password for the Wi-Fi connection Savio created for DOTA last evening. Didn’t play though. Was too “depressed” cuz my fone was stuck in Harsh’s room. I don’t play much DOTA anyway. I just know to use two heroes*, Luna Moonfang and Razor. Plus, I use the same inventory on them everytime I play. For Razor, I put Power Treads, Sange & Yasha, and Butterfly. If I survive that far. For Luna, it’s Power Treads, Helm of the Dominator, a couple of Bracers, and Butterfly. Love her Lucent beam, though. Friggin** cool.
DOTA players who read this, apologies for sounding like such a dork. Now where’s the Carrera GT gone?
Went to bed early. Real early, as in 8:00am. Don’t ask me what I was doing till then. South Park is a lil too good to put off till you’re sleepy. Just woke up and hour ago. Had a shower. First one in 3 days. Ouch.
And I (FINALLY!!) came to know why today’s a holiday. Its Republic Day.
Like I care.
Dy asked me to look online for an mp3 player she wanted. Was supposed to do it last night, but then again, no time***. And my laptop’s Bluetooth suddenly ceased to work. Does that sound scholarly?? Lmao.
A restart didn’t help either. Guess I gotta forget my Bluetooth for now. Can’t wait for this summer though. I'm gonna get the ultimate Entertainment Powerhouse. I snicked that phrase from the HP website.
And my new Counter-Strike clan is finally done. Since each one of us had a problem with the cool names****, we finally decided to call ourselves something random*****, and came up with ‘Clouseau******.’
Was playing CS last night. Found lots of pub servers on the VIT wlan network. Changed my name to ‘Sneha’ and jumped into one. Awesome! Shuda seen the way all the guys suddenly decided to be my personal bodyguards. What is with them?? Why all the hype? So what if a friggin1 girl plays CS?! And there was this one guy in the terrorists (I was CT), ‘Punisher’, who kept hesitating everytime he shot at me. I used that to my advantage and BLAM! Poor idiot. Experience should’ve taught him, but no, he HAD to come find me, HAD to think twice, HAD to get shot in the head again. When the guys turned a lil too crazy over the “girl” in their server, I decided to play along, and left the game. Heh. Had a pretty decent laugh then. Joined another server with the same name. Two guys from the previous server followed. It was a “girl” playing CS, dude!!!
Still can’t figure out how to change the favicon for my blogger account. I could just google it up, but hell, what are my programming skills for? And the guys here don’t have a clue as to how my ‘essentials’ folder opens whenever I double-click at the bottom right part of the screen. Not a big deal. Changed the icon to that transparent one (wonder why Windows put that icon in the .dll file though), renamed it to that blank character (alt + numpad255), and voila! But there’s a down too. Everytime you click on the “invisible” folder, the blank space for the name gets highlighted. Still working on how to get rid of that too.
Downloaded a few comic fonts. Editing some old pics, comic style.



I did NOT sit down and think about the dialog for hours. 2 seconds, yep. I just wanted to type something, just to check out the font. Wanted to put the pictures here, but my "fast" wireless usb modem just won't let me.

Lolz. Dun worry. I’m not gay. But I dun have a girlfriend either. So where does that put me? And yes, I do NOT HAVE a girlfriend. That goes to everyone who reads this, or don’t.
Get a life.
And Ajita just smsed me saying she read about Amitav’s big fat crush. He’s gonna kill me if he finds out
:P
Got a CS pub server to wreck now.
Stay with the Carrera.
Prayers.


*very well, actually. My sarcasm is hard to notice thru a pixellated screen, though.
**Word replaced in the interests of the minor public. Well, actually, interests of the major public for the minor.
***Euphemism. See previous post.
****each one against one of the names, not all of us against all the names!
*****I still think random meant something none of us agreed with.
******I don’t care about friggin1 lawsuits anymore.

lolz. dunno wats gotten into me.

All that* was actually stuff I was gonna write over the week, but couldn't find the time for it**. It's all twitter style now. Lil smses.

Sigh...wish life was like the movies. If only i could get a few small wishes granted...
Hopefully, He*** is reading this now. So here's the top-10 version of how I want life to be:
1. Milder rain.
2. Stronger vodka.
3. Lesser software bugs.
4. Cheap fuel.
5. Free superbikes...only for me.
6. Unlimited noodles. Desi-style:P
7. 1 small room. Approx 300 sq. ft.
8. A clock that permanently reads 2.25am and is not faulty.
9. Free upgrades****.
10. No girlfriends. For now. Commitment goes hand-in-hand Restrictions.

Its not something I pondered over the entire evening or something. Yeah, like 2 minutes ago.

There's a holiday tomorrow, apparently. Dunno why. I remember asking someone about it. Forgot what (s)he told me.

Arite then. Gotta check online for a new mp3 player that my sister wanted. She doesn't know $#!+(*****) when it comes to hardware.

P.S. I see it coming. The only reason I'm going to be simple in the future sometime is because right now, I have choices. And I choose to be simple.

Ciao. Dont let em pawn ya.






*The last post.

**Laziness demands euphemism.

***Subject varies according to reader.

****for anything. And i mean anything.

*****COOL!! Never tried that one before.

The Following, I definitely did NOT write by myself.

As y'all already know, I'm a total plagiarist. I even work sweat copying the cover page by hand. Perfectionist too.

Anyways, here's a lil advice something someone somewhere once told me:

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.

[laughs]

If you can't dazzle them with briliance, baffle them with bullshit.

I* noticed that driving is commutative. People in the back seat cause accidents, and accidents in the back seat cause people.

[laughs and a few claps]

All I* want, for my dream offer, is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done...

[laughs, claps and farts]

Settle disputes by RPSSL:
-Scissor cuts paper
-Paper covers rock
-Rock crushes lizard
-Lizard poisons Spock
-Spock smashes scissors
-Scissors decapacitate lizard
-Lizard eats paper
-Paper disproves Spock
-Spock vaporises rock
-As always, rock crushes scissors...

[LMAO-style-laughs, bullet-spray-style-claps, and er...]

All opinions I* hold equal. Only, some are more equal than the others...
So if you have an opinion, raise your hand, and put it in your mouth.

[deafening roars**, deafening thunderclaps, and deafening...HOLY!! WAS THAT A HUMAN?!!]

At first, God said

del x E = -dB/dt
div D = δ
div B = 0
del x H = j + dD/dt

and there was light...

[sudden murmurs from the spiritual section, drowned out soon by following laughs,claps and A-bombs]

Give a man a fish, he will eat for a day. Teach him how to create an artificial shortage of fish, he'll eat steak!

[angry yells, few claps. A-bombs continue. Upgrading is in progress...]

I* want to die peacefully in my sleep, like that racer uncle of mine. Not screaming and shouting like the passengers in the back seat...

[boos begin. Few risk to clap. Still the A-bombs. Need to finish fast. Oxygen tank half-empty already. Not half-full, no way. I'm getting out asap.]

The Pringlez*** paradox: The box reads-'Once you pop, you cannot stop.' Yet it comes with a resealable lid.

[claps slowly gain volume again. Something's definitely fishy here. Smells like...Where's the sink?]

Q. How many mathematicians does it take to change a light-bulb?
A. Let L be a finite set containing all the light-bulbs in a 4 dimensional minkowski hyperspace...

[half the seats are suddenly empty. :?]

Q. What has 152 teeth and holds back The Incredibul Hluk***?
A. [long pause... Sam meets Liz now... Oki, their baby's here. The answer is] My Zipper.

[half of half the seats are empty now. :??]

Q. How many Mircosoft*** employees does it take to change a light-bulb?
A. 21. 1 to change it, 3 to write it up as a new useful feature, 2 to blame you for using a non-standard socket and 15 to ensure Mircosoft*** gets $2 for any bulb ever changed in the world.

[research complete. Upgrade to N-bomb now available]

Q. How many environmentalists does it take to change a light-bulb?
A. 11. 1 to do it, and 10 to give guest lectures on how to dispose of the old one efficiently.

[upgrade complete. Firing in 5 and counting...]

{Honestly, the following is probably the best one i could have ever come up with}

Q. How many dedicated, humble, unswerving VIT professors, who know their subject well, and teach to impart knowledge to the students, does it take to change a light-bulb?
A. Both of them.

[oops. Wrong button. Oki, here goes. In 5 and counting...]

Q. How many mafia dudes does it take to change a light-bulb?
A. 9. 1 to change the bulb, 3 to kill the witnesses without leaving any evidence, and 5 to hide the bodies.

[BOOM!!! &$%#ing GROSS!!! I'M OUTTA HERE!!!]




*The "someone somewhere"

**Of laughter

***To protect myself from trademark infringement lawsuits.

whats wrong with my time settings???

11.17pm, 11th jan o9.
Yeah, so I was saying, soon as I said, “Honda,” he was like, “Oh! The Civic ka ad, na?” I jus nodded my head. What else could I do? For starters, it was an Accord ad. Secondly, I bet he just guessed the Civic part, cuz he didn’t have a clue to how the ad went, even as he was watching it. Thirdly, I know the guy. He’s just a plain Jane who knows a lil about computers. (Hope he doesn’t see this:P)
Hence, a nod was probably the noblest thing I could do at the moment.
Lab was tedious. I didn’t have my daily dose of sleep, and my head kept threatening to blow up if I kept my eyes forced open. The educative patrol along the aisle did nothing to help. Harsh saved me once, just. I wasn’t so lucky the next time. Got the evil stare. Only, fortunately.
Bumped into Mreen after labs. Been a long time. Said I’d changed. I know. It’s what I've been thinking the past, probably, 3 months. It wouldn’t be nice if I went around screaming my problems to everyone, though. If I had any, that is. YIPPEEE!!!!
Someone told me today:
“Sign in a restaurant: All drinking water in this establishment
has been passed by the manager himself.”

Had CS rounds again today. Used the hostel wlan routers to connect us. Was good. Smooth. We’re gonna enter ourselves (Me, Amitav, Harsh, and a coupla his friends) into the CS gaming competitions this Riviera. Haven't thought of a name yet. Help, anyone?? I was thinking ‘Noobs, inc.’, but that would be a little too derogatory. To the self, too. Yikes!

The hostel wlan’s basically serving as a giant gaming server now. Kiran started a server in Amitav’s room. I joined it from mine (I'm thankful for my blessings.) Within one round, there were probably 8 guys on each side. That too on a teeny map like Aztecworld.
And that’s when it came.
No mercy at all. Pure killing…
….lag.
AYYO SWAMI!!!!!
One moment there’s no one in front of me(Health: 100,) next, theres a guy walking over MY DEAD BODY(health:0, in case it isn’t obvious.)
Amitav’s watching from behind. ASSHOLE!! I'm waiting to see when he reaches this part.
Finally. Phew!
That reminds me. We went over to the bassa place today. Went usual. Ate, drank, sang merry..heh. Anyway, all of us had empty pockets except Amitav. That’s what we all told each other, anyway. Turned out Kiran had stash stashed away in his stash-stash. So we were there, waiting for Amitav to get the bill, and I see him run out. No one else notices, (un)fortunately. I wonder. WHOOOOOooo. Asshole was waiting outside, laughing at us, seeing how things would turn out. I quietly did my slinking away, too. Had a laugh at the gate, Amitav et moi. Bwahhahahaha…!!
They eventually (whew! again) realized the money wasn’t around, and Kiran had the (un)sense to call Amitav up. They saw us at the entrance (“thanks to your camouflage shit”-Amitav.) But they did not walk out. Only Pranav did. Kiran was left there, victim of “loyal” friends. LMAO!! Picture this: 4 guys go to a restaurant, eat, 3 walk out, the cashier dude is bugging the 4th to pay. And he doesn’t have the cash.
Thankfully (for Kiran), Amitav (spoilsport) went back in to provide some monetary reinforcement. Asshole! Is someone counting the number of times I'm calling him that? Spoil-sport, again. Asshole!!!!!!!!
Oh, I almost forgot. Turns out my crush here’s already got a guy. Knew it, didn’t believe it. Waaaaaahhh!! Can someone please call David Archuleta??
Not much else to say. Picking up on my Hindi. &%#@ing* up my English. Totally. Guess it shows.
Played CS again after 9. Whipped ass. My score was more than the sum of the best 2 players after me.
Lotta stuff happened too. Can’t recall. Why’s my dog- tag have ‘Jason Bourne’?
Prayers.





*@=k, %=u, &=f, #=c. In the interest of the minor public, which includes me.

...and they say the world is ending.

Fell asleep late again last night. 2.30 am. Having to get up at 7, no, 6.30 in the morning, not an easy thing. 6.30, cuz we guys planned to reach class early in order to give them a not-so-surprising-now surprise*.
Like always, ended up getting out of the bed at 7.45. Run to class. Got our usual back benches empty. I wonder why they always want to sit in the front, the front-benchers.
Had EVS, first period. She gave a boring 5min “lesson” to the late-comers about some 3 columns. Dunno what exactly she was talking about. Was too sleepy for that.
English was cool. We did some kiddish quiz typos stuff. Unity. Heh.
Most of the classes were put off. The male faculty had a game to play. Sounds funny, but yep.
Thought we’d get to our rooms quick and do a couple CS rounds before heading off to the lab. Harsh couldn’t make it. ‘His’ lappy wasn’t available. Went to Amitav’s room and found Pranav checking some files he snicked off the hostel wlan network . He didn’t know about Microsoft Surface. How 60s can you get?? So didn’t Amitav. How much more?
We found a video called ‘the world’s most expensive ad’ or summin like that. I guessed it was the Honda Accord ad I saw last year or before that. Soon as I said, “Honda,” Pranav was like...
Continue later. Gotta hurry now. Comp labs. Late already.
TC.

*Read yesterday’s post.

Had a big surprise for our class today. Amitav, Harsh et moi sat in the first row. Seriously big surprise, considering the fact that we’re the guys in the back row screaming and throwing jokes and bits of paper at the teachers. Was awkward at the start, but eventually got the hang of seeing the teacher from much closer and how to consequently behave. Animal instincts don’t work up front, when you’re facing the worst of the worst and everything the teacher says hits you right in the face. Was a good thing the girls sat behind us. Like they say, “Behind the success of every man, there is a woman,” only, in this case, it was literal, and women…plural. Mmmm...
And last class got cut halfway through. Dun exactly remember why, but I do remember us guys planning CS rounds in Amitav’s room asap. Ankit somehow dragged us to the foodcourt though. We saw the guys beside us stuffing themselves with chicken biryani, so we followed suit. They were dignified seniors setting an example for us guys, anyway. Amitav, being the vegetarian among us, made do with his usual American chopsuey.
Talking about American, remind me to tell you about our English teacher sometime. She’s one specimen.
And yeah, VIT’s ambulances are self-employed, in case you didn’t know it. They burn rubber, they run over, they carry to hospital. Good business, I must say. Very innovative non-profit one. Total loss for us is all.
Played CS for about 5 hours, Harsh, Amitav, et moi. My score always stayed above them. Atleast, when we were on the same side. Proving I'm probably a better CS player than the both of them. Amitav wouldn’t agree to that, but the statistics are there to give him some opposition.
I'm not bragging, btw.
:D
Got headphones today. Getting back to my semi-professional audio editing. Hostel won’t let me have the entire thing.
Its 12:43 am, 10th January 2009 now.
And I have no clue how many days longer this happiness is gonna stay. So I don’t give a shit and stay the same.
Til next tym.

put these words down on the 8th of januray, 2009. Uploaded it l8r.

I just spent like 5 minutes with Amitav, cracking up over silly stuff. Comparing our T9 dictionaries. Asshole’s right here now. Now he “shall stop.”
Tomorrow’s probably the best school day in the week. We got classes at 9am, ends at noon. Spot on precise. I hope. And from the 11 things* I hadda finish today, I also finished with tasks 4, 8, and 10. And other than task 11, I don’t think any of the others are possible today. YIKES!!
And I'm not even sure about the 11pm thingie. DOUBLE YIKES!!
Amitav’s with someone on the phone. Reminds me of the list Dy gave me. The one she put a red ribbon around.
I'm seriously blank right now.
Amitav’s got a crush on a girl in our class. BIG FAT ONE. Scratch that. BIG FAT TWO, actually. One, girl, and other, crush.
Tusshar’s phone is ringing.
Amitav’s still on the phone.
Kiran’s sitting joblessly here, at the other end of the bed. He just took my phone.
What am I doing???
Sangya just messaged me. She’s like “H N Y.” Took me a moment to understand what it meant. So I hit back quick: Yupnuyr2u2.
Hate it when these girls try to be all ultra-hep. Everyone knows smart girls are dumb. Seriously.


*See previous post.

Debut in VIT...

For both your sake and mine, let’s just pretend my hiatus never happened.

Sounds good to me.

Slept late last night. 2.30am is late. According to the VIT clock, atleast. Pranav’s bday last night. Not blaming the party. It was far from late. Guess it was just my habitual jobless, aimless, pointless, meaningless, worthless, purposeless, directionless, useless www scrutiny. I guess futile would do.

Dad, Dy, and Sudheer uncle were here. Vellore. Came for a visit to my college. Apparently, its reputation precedes itself by a long way. The ‘whose college is bigger’ dispute b/w Dy and me was finally settled, me taking home the trophy.

Still looking for an XP sp3 CD in my hostel. I'm anti-Vista. Does Microsoft scan blogs often? Cuz I'm pretty sure there are a hunnerd people out there who go around slandering Windows for coming up with such a sucky OS as Vista.

Not complaining about the graphics, though. That certainly was a good improvement, I’d say.

Like I was saying, slept late last night. Had to get up at 7 in the morn. Classes. Somehow managed to drag myself to class. I'm low on attendance, need it badly. The power mains was turned off, leaving the classroom a dim dingy dungeon. Is that called alliteration? Heh. It should be kinda obvious by now that its always a student who switches it off, but the teachers hardly seem to notice any difference in the lighting!!

Classes went as usual. Cracked my so-used-to-we-hardly-laugh-anymore PJs from the back row. With a little help from Amitav and Harsh. Not to forget the ‘guest’ appearance by Ankit and Anish. My lack of a proper continuous 40 winks took its toll in the classroom, and I didn’t realize I was asleep in the IT class till Mr. Whoever screamt, “YOU!! Next to Amitav!” That certainly brought me back all the way from Auto Assaults and sleeping with greasy bolts. Curse! And yeah, karma, I didn’t know his name. Turned out he didn’t know mine either. Like I give a shit. Got kicked out of class. And look wat fell from above: he even told us to stay out of class, and that he'd give us attendance for that. Now, is that friggin* cool or wat!!

Later classes, we decided to stay a little calmer, if you could call it that. You should give the others a chance sometimes, ykno.

Btw, I had a little doubt. Is it ‘screamt’ or ‘screamed’?

Tomorrow’s classes got postponed. By an hour. BIG DEAL, seriously.

Went straight to the guest-house after classes, to meet Daddy n co. before they left. Okay, made a little side-trip to my hostel on the way. But its still “on the way”, and I only went there cuz I hadda take Dy’s pen-drive and mummy’s DVD.

Once I got to the guest-house eventually, I dropped dead on the bed. My legs were killing me. But I couldn’t say that to them. They were leaving in about an hour or so. Took them to the food-court for lunch. Took them on a little tour through the library (which Sudheer uncle passed, presumably cuz his legs were killing him too.) Accompanied them till the bus stand, waited till their bus came, came back. In a shared rick.

Guess its cuz I grew up in boarding school. Everyone, no matter how wealthy their families were, only got a weekly allowance and we hadda learn to save if we wanted to survive through the weekend. Guess it was a total nightmare for the blue-bloods. Anyways, that’s the essence of it, plus the reason why I always look for a cheaper price.

Back in my room now. Ujwal keeps turning up behind my back without a warning. Sometimes I don’t even realize he’s watching till I hear him walking away! LMAO:D

The time’s 5.13pm. It’s synchronized with time.windows.com. And no, I’m not advertising that.

My plan (made it on the way back to the hostel) was to:

1. Change asap, put clothes on the bed back in the cupboard.

2. Turn the water heater on (for a bath in 5 minutes.)

3. Check out what’s in the CD that Dy asked me to give to Abishek. Curiosity never killed the rat, it was his carelessness.

4. Write down my expenses today.

5. Put some words down for the blog. Some.

6. Go have a bath. Havent had one in more than 24hrs. Proud of it.

7. Have a nice 1hour/40winks. Whichever you wanna call it.

8. Call Harsh for the CS match we decided to play with Amitav. Been a long time**.

9. Finish off any pending homework. The teachers are big-time losers here.

10. Do a little mail+scrapbook+wall+I'm scan before I….

11. …head off to sleep. Early. Seriously. Atleast by 11***.

So far, I've only done tasks 1, 3, and 5. Now.

Cya around.

*Friggin: an alternative spelling and pronunciation for the word ‘freaking’, used in public instead of a more controversial word, thought very offensive by many.

**Long time: (here) Never, so far.

***Atleast by 11: Some students tend to put their deadlines early, reason being the certainty of putting the objective off till a later time.