The Way I Are™-Timbaland

...and i dunno why, but 'The Way I Are' has been playing in my head all evening.
I'm listening to it right now.
Awesome.
Song of the day, i.e. 31st January o9.
Make that songs, including the JT remix.

Almost forgot.

Someone asked me:
How many backbiting politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

The right answer was:
Two. One to change it, and another to change it back.

So someone asked me later (...again!!!):
How many Raghu Dixits does it take to screw a bulb?

The right answer again was:
Three. One to change it, and two to make sure Vishal and Shekhar compensate for how they screwed up the screw-up.

As if that wasn't enough, someone asked me again:
How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

The right answer was supposed to be:
Two. The old one, and the new one.

Your answer is not counted if your words are not in the same exact order.