Yesterday's entry today, cuz i dropped on the bed wen i got in.

10.01 am.

Yesterday was one heck of a day.

For starters, there was my new CS clan. Our clan, sorry. Heh. Noobs with a collective term, we never expected to win even a single match. But look at us now, “proudly” proclaiming our first kill. Ok, it’s me doing that, but we still DID win our first official match and that’s reason enough to go get drunk. And did we whip some ass!

Clan F.A.W.N. starting lineup:
1. Amitav aka fawn_|_moOlah
2. Anurag aka fawn_|_bruce_wayne
3. Harsh aka fawn_|_
4. Kiran aka fawn_|_M.r
5. Ruchir aka fawn_|_!!killerX!!

Don’t ask me why I wrote that. Bygones are bygones, friend. Just felt like it. Man, I should’ve recorded the demo. We had total ultra-coordination plus strategy. You wouldn’t believe it unless you saw first.

Back to what I am “supposed” to be talking about, I qualified for round 2 in the NFS comps. As far as I know, Prithvi and Prasanna are still in round 1. Oh, btw, their clan got frigged by their opponents! Bacon.

The evening thingie was good. Heck the crowd separating the four of us- In case you still don’t know, we hang around together, the “gamer pros”, Amitav, Kiran, Pranav, et moi. I was saying, the crowd between us and the entrance to the stadium was probably 10m. And man, was it dense or what. So, we started Operation: Human Chain. I caught hold of Pranav, Kiran me, Amitav Kiran. And Pranav started digging through the mass. 5 minutes and we were up front.

Near the stage, we started Operation: Human Chain- Phase 2. We were as close as we could get to the stage. And then the suffocation. Had to tip-toe if I wanted a proper breather. And I only wish Converse would start making shoes with thicker soles. Half the time, I was on tip-toe, the other half, jumping. My socks were frigged anyways. The balls of my feet got frigged too. Balls! And we were screaming like friggin animals.

Raghu Dixit was oki oki, the usual crap that does concerts for money. Still, we were screaming at the top of our voices, just to give him the feeling we don’t NOT like him.
By the time Vishal and Shekhar turned up, I was already running on my backup power. 3-4 songs left and I was totally drained.

We moved to the back, got a few chairs and dumped ourselves on them.

And all plans of getting drunk got cancelled, cuz of moolah shortage.

Got a CS rep to maintain, this time, the clan’s, not just mine.

Ciao.

Till next time.

Shadows tend to mislead. Follow the light.

My phone's plastic cover is totally crack!!! Wordplay.

Not much to write today. Attended 3 classes, skipped the other 2. Played CS. Pranav (unfortunately) registered my name for the NFS competition. I'm sure I'm gonna get my ass whooped by some uber-noob. I'm totally in the Undercover mode right now, but these outdated VIT guys have been using Most Wanted since there was light probably.
Aditya Sharan (the guy who thinks he can play DOTA/guitar well) asked me if I ever eat. Must've seen my lean friggin frame. Agreed, I'm thin, but HELL, just because he's got flab (GROSS!!), doesn't mean everyone else should. Hit the gym, dude. Fat is cool. Fat-wannabe-thin is DEFINITELY NOT COOL.

Pubs. They mean an entirely different thing to us gamers. Sure, we meet new people, give a few bounces, but hell, there's no drinks. Not unless you were a cannibal. And CS, whoa, don't even talk about pubs.

Oki, for those of you aliens who still don't know what a gaming pub is...well, can't find the words to describe it.

Right, its short for a "Public" server, where random people can jump in and play.

w/e. Look around. There's a lot that you haven't even heard of.

Got a lotta shit comin up. The next four days are gonna be a heck of a ride.

Hope I survive.

Prayers and pray.

tc.

ZZz........

VIT routine starting to get on my nerves.
Went to class 10 minutes late. And she was all like, “You know what the time is?!”, and all that usual crap. I just showed her my wrist-watch. Its 2009, lady, not 1962!
Anyways, her class was shit boring. E.V.S. That’s Environmental Studies. I don’t know why they call it E.V.S., though. Isn't it E.S.? Atleast E.M.S. would be a lil better. Environ-MENTAL Studies…!!
So we were at the back, talking about CS, and she decides to show Harsh what a friggin dog* she is. “You!” Don’t any of these teachers know our names?? “Get out of the class.” Harsh goes. I decide the class is frigged up anyway, so I ask her if I could walk out too. LMAO!! She’s obviously humiliated right there, but tries to keep her cool. Tries. Then she asks me, “If you wanted to go out, why’d you come to the class in the first place?” Bah! (How do you put ‘rolling eyes’ on print?) I tell her that I didn’t know her class would be so boring. Then she told me something else, but I can’t exactly recall what, cuz I was already planning what to do once I got out of class. Harsh and I sat in the next room for a few minutes, then we smsed Amitav to get out too. 5 minutes, and he’s out too. Is she boring or what!!
Had a lil CS yak. Did our usual class-end-make-everyone-notice-you-ultra-loud-scream before walking back.
Went for our Riviera T-shirts today. Hadda stand in the queue for probably a half-hour before we even came close to the counter where we had to pick our shirts. I’d asked for 3 of them. I got only one. They’re apparently gonna give me the other two by Feb 16th. Yeah right.
Got back to the hostel. Skipped lunch. Were playing CS all afternoon, went till evening. Eventually gave up.
And the VOLSBB internet is finally functional. The speed wasn’t exactly fast, but compared to the usual Tata Indicom that I usually use, heck, this is the ultimate!! And talk about ultimate: we could use it on more than one PC simultaneously!!! Downloaded Indigo Children by Puscifer. Planning to download the entire NFS:UC OST. Listening to that song right now. DUDE! Cool or what!!
Had some vegetarian Bassa’s for dinner. We were almost leaving the place without paying the poor guy. Heh. But Kiran wasn’t leaving. So we paid. Poor us.
Went to the fruit juice place. Had what we wanted. Kiran decided to get back at Pranav, so he just walked away when the juice guy wasn’t looking. Amitav and me too. I mean walked away. Pranav somehow played some fake crap like he was talking on his cell and managed to slip away. Else, he was in for some serious trouble.
They’re all playing DOTA right now. I got a mouse, but then again, I’d rather pawn in CS alone, than get pawned in DOTA with a team. It’s not exactly a “rather” thing, but it sounded good there. So.
Oh, and someone asked me today:
How many VIT T-shirt distributors does it take to change a bulb?
Apparently, the right answer was:
Fourteen. 1 to change the bulb, 3 to reschedule the changing time, 2 to apologize for the shortage of bulbs, 4 to engage juniors in the process, 1 to try and sell the fused bulb and 3 to gossip about the screwing part in the control room.
…
…okay…
…
…OI! You friggin never mentioned the bulb was fused, you rear-void!
So he’s like:
Hmmm…How many VIT event organizers does it take to change a bulb?
Again, the right answer was:
None. Direct descendants of cavemen can only strike stones.
That was a total PJ.
Its 12.16am right now. 29 January 2009.
“Ooooh! Office 2007 actually lets you enter the date before you can finish typing it.”
That was just a demonstration of how some people staying here are.

Almost forgot. Ajita had a big verbal-only fight with some dude who sits at the other end of the class. Hell, it was probably the funniest thing that happened in class today. I just went over to the side and recorded the entire thing on Amitav's cell. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Anyways, gotta get my 40 winks.
Cya.

*Used instead of a more feminine derogatory term, in favour of the minor public.

FRIG* YU, DUDE!!!

One huge CS pub marathon again today. Played real sucky at the start, getting pawned before I could even pick a gun. By dinner-time, I was the scoreboard leader*.
My wireless got frigged** up again. Along with my Bluetooth. Crap. Stupid Kiran. Doesn’t know a thing about computers and goes around click-click-click-click-oh-shit-i-just-frigged**-your-system. And thinks he’s better than me in CS. I'm not saying otherwise, though. He just might be. But I’d say if he was a better CS player than me, then he must’ve had an awful lot of bad luck to play so cock-sucky.
Arite. Just got my wireless back on. Its working fine. Now to find a way to make it look like its not working so Kiran won’t frig** with the WLAN settings again.
Arite, g2g now. Got a CS rep to maintain.
Someone told me today:
Q. How many bassists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. The keyboardist can do it with his left hand.
And yeah, I can’t use the number superscript thingie in Blogger, so gotta stick with multiple *’s.
Peace.
Good night.

*Some luck helped me there too. Exactly the rounds in which I got more than 4 kills or so, the same rounds, I planted the C4, plus it exploded too. So whoop! 4+3+x added to my score each time.
**LMAO. See previous post. Or probably the one before that. Just search for 'frig.'

26 January 2009, 3:57pm.

11111.
That’s the password for the Wi-Fi connection Savio created for DOTA last evening. Didn’t play though. Was too “depressed” cuz my fone was stuck in Harsh’s room. I don’t play much DOTA anyway. I just know to use two heroes*, Luna Moonfang and Razor. Plus, I use the same inventory on them everytime I play. For Razor, I put Power Treads, Sange & Yasha, and Butterfly. If I survive that far. For Luna, it’s Power Treads, Helm of the Dominator, a couple of Bracers, and Butterfly. Love her Lucent beam, though. Friggin** cool.
DOTA players who read this, apologies for sounding like such a dork. Now where’s the Carrera GT gone?
Went to bed early. Real early, as in 8:00am. Don’t ask me what I was doing till then. South Park is a lil too good to put off till you’re sleepy. Just woke up and hour ago. Had a shower. First one in 3 days. Ouch.
And I (FINALLY!!) came to know why today’s a holiday. Its Republic Day.
Like I care.
Dy asked me to look online for an mp3 player she wanted. Was supposed to do it last night, but then again, no time***. And my laptop’s Bluetooth suddenly ceased to work. Does that sound scholarly?? Lmao.
A restart didn’t help either. Guess I gotta forget my Bluetooth for now. Can’t wait for this summer though. I'm gonna get the ultimate Entertainment Powerhouse. I snicked that phrase from the HP website.
And my new Counter-Strike clan is finally done. Since each one of us had a problem with the cool names****, we finally decided to call ourselves something random*****, and came up with ‘Clouseau******.’
Was playing CS last night. Found lots of pub servers on the VIT wlan network. Changed my name to ‘Sneha’ and jumped into one. Awesome! Shuda seen the way all the guys suddenly decided to be my personal bodyguards. What is with them?? Why all the hype? So what if a friggin1 girl plays CS?! And there was this one guy in the terrorists (I was CT), ‘Punisher’, who kept hesitating everytime he shot at me. I used that to my advantage and BLAM! Poor idiot. Experience should’ve taught him, but no, he HAD to come find me, HAD to think twice, HAD to get shot in the head again. When the guys turned a lil too crazy over the “girl” in their server, I decided to play along, and left the game. Heh. Had a pretty decent laugh then. Joined another server with the same name. Two guys from the previous server followed. It was a “girl” playing CS, dude!!!
Still can’t figure out how to change the favicon for my blogger account. I could just google it up, but hell, what are my programming skills for? And the guys here don’t have a clue as to how my ‘essentials’ folder opens whenever I double-click at the bottom right part of the screen. Not a big deal. Changed the icon to that transparent one (wonder why Windows put that icon in the .dll file though), renamed it to that blank character (alt + numpad255), and voila! But there’s a down too. Everytime you click on the “invisible” folder, the blank space for the name gets highlighted. Still working on how to get rid of that too.
Downloaded a few comic fonts. Editing some old pics, comic style.



I did NOT sit down and think about the dialog for hours. 2 seconds, yep. I just wanted to type something, just to check out the font. Wanted to put the pictures here, but my "fast" wireless usb modem just won't let me.

Lolz. Dun worry. I’m not gay. But I dun have a girlfriend either. So where does that put me? And yes, I do NOT HAVE a girlfriend. That goes to everyone who reads this, or don’t.
Get a life.
And Ajita just smsed me saying she read about Amitav’s big fat crush. He’s gonna kill me if he finds out
:P
Got a CS pub server to wreck now.
Stay with the Carrera.
Prayers.


*very well, actually. My sarcasm is hard to notice thru a pixellated screen, though.
**Word replaced in the interests of the minor public. Well, actually, interests of the major public for the minor.
***Euphemism. See previous post.
****each one against one of the names, not all of us against all the names!
*****I still think random meant something none of us agreed with.
******I don’t care about friggin1 lawsuits anymore.

lolz. dunno wats gotten into me.

All that* was actually stuff I was gonna write over the week, but couldn't find the time for it**. It's all twitter style now. Lil smses.

Sigh...wish life was like the movies. If only i could get a few small wishes granted...
Hopefully, He*** is reading this now. So here's the top-10 version of how I want life to be:
1. Milder rain.
2. Stronger vodka.
3. Lesser software bugs.
4. Cheap fuel.
5. Free superbikes...only for me.
6. Unlimited noodles. Desi-style:P
7. 1 small room. Approx 300 sq. ft.
8. A clock that permanently reads 2.25am and is not faulty.
9. Free upgrades****.
10. No girlfriends. For now. Commitment goes hand-in-hand Restrictions.

Its not something I pondered over the entire evening or something. Yeah, like 2 minutes ago.

There's a holiday tomorrow, apparently. Dunno why. I remember asking someone about it. Forgot what (s)he told me.

Arite then. Gotta check online for a new mp3 player that my sister wanted. She doesn't know $#!+(*****) when it comes to hardware.

P.S. I see it coming. The only reason I'm going to be simple in the future sometime is because right now, I have choices. And I choose to be simple.

Ciao. Dont let em pawn ya.






*The last post.

**Laziness demands euphemism.

***Subject varies according to reader.

****for anything. And i mean anything.

*****COOL!! Never tried that one before.

The Following, I definitely did NOT write by myself.

As y'all already know, I'm a total plagiarist. I even work sweat copying the cover page by hand. Perfectionist too.

Anyways, here's a lil advice something someone somewhere once told me:

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.

[laughs]

If you can't dazzle them with briliance, baffle them with bullshit.

I* noticed that driving is commutative. People in the back seat cause accidents, and accidents in the back seat cause people.

[laughs and a few claps]

All I* want, for my dream offer, is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done...

[laughs, claps and farts]

Settle disputes by RPSSL:
-Scissor cuts paper
-Paper covers rock
-Rock crushes lizard
-Lizard poisons Spock
-Spock smashes scissors
-Scissors decapacitate lizard
-Lizard eats paper
-Paper disproves Spock
-Spock vaporises rock
-As always, rock crushes scissors...

[LMAO-style-laughs, bullet-spray-style-claps, and er...]

All opinions I* hold equal. Only, some are more equal than the others...
So if you have an opinion, raise your hand, and put it in your mouth.

[deafening roars**, deafening thunderclaps, and deafening...HOLY!! WAS THAT A HUMAN?!!]

At first, God said

del x E = -dB/dt
div D = δ
div B = 0
del x H = j + dD/dt

and there was light...

[sudden murmurs from the spiritual section, drowned out soon by following laughs,claps and A-bombs]

Give a man a fish, he will eat for a day. Teach him how to create an artificial shortage of fish, he'll eat steak!

[angry yells, few claps. A-bombs continue. Upgrading is in progress...]

I* want to die peacefully in my sleep, like that racer uncle of mine. Not screaming and shouting like the passengers in the back seat...

[boos begin. Few risk to clap. Still the A-bombs. Need to finish fast. Oxygen tank half-empty already. Not half-full, no way. I'm getting out asap.]

The Pringlez*** paradox: The box reads-'Once you pop, you cannot stop.' Yet it comes with a resealable lid.

[claps slowly gain volume again. Something's definitely fishy here. Smells like...Where's the sink?]

Q. How many mathematicians does it take to change a light-bulb?
A. Let L be a finite set containing all the light-bulbs in a 4 dimensional minkowski hyperspace...

[half the seats are suddenly empty. :?]

Q. What has 152 teeth and holds back The Incredibul Hluk***?
A. [long pause... Sam meets Liz now... Oki, their baby's here. The answer is] My Zipper.

[half of half the seats are empty now. :??]

Q. How many Mircosoft*** employees does it take to change a light-bulb?
A. 21. 1 to change it, 3 to write it up as a new useful feature, 2 to blame you for using a non-standard socket and 15 to ensure Mircosoft*** gets $2 for any bulb ever changed in the world.

[research complete. Upgrade to N-bomb now available]

Q. How many environmentalists does it take to change a light-bulb?
A. 11. 1 to do it, and 10 to give guest lectures on how to dispose of the old one efficiently.

[upgrade complete. Firing in 5 and counting...]

{Honestly, the following is probably the best one i could have ever come up with}

Q. How many dedicated, humble, unswerving VIT professors, who know their subject well, and teach to impart knowledge to the students, does it take to change a light-bulb?
A. Both of them.

[oops. Wrong button. Oki, here goes. In 5 and counting...]

Q. How many mafia dudes does it take to change a light-bulb?
A. 9. 1 to change the bulb, 3 to kill the witnesses without leaving any evidence, and 5 to hide the bodies.

[BOOM!!! &$%#ing GROSS!!! I'M OUTTA HERE!!!]




*The "someone somewhere"

**Of laughter

***To protect myself from trademark infringement lawsuits.

whats wrong with my time settings???

11.17pm, 11th jan o9.
Yeah, so I was saying, soon as I said, “Honda,” he was like, “Oh! The Civic ka ad, na?” I jus nodded my head. What else could I do? For starters, it was an Accord ad. Secondly, I bet he just guessed the Civic part, cuz he didn’t have a clue to how the ad went, even as he was watching it. Thirdly, I know the guy. He’s just a plain Jane who knows a lil about computers. (Hope he doesn’t see this:P)
Hence, a nod was probably the noblest thing I could do at the moment.
Lab was tedious. I didn’t have my daily dose of sleep, and my head kept threatening to blow up if I kept my eyes forced open. The educative patrol along the aisle did nothing to help. Harsh saved me once, just. I wasn’t so lucky the next time. Got the evil stare. Only, fortunately.
Bumped into Mreen after labs. Been a long time. Said I’d changed. I know. It’s what I've been thinking the past, probably, 3 months. It wouldn’t be nice if I went around screaming my problems to everyone, though. If I had any, that is. YIPPEEE!!!!
Someone told me today:
“Sign in a restaurant: All drinking water in this establishment
has been passed by the manager himself.”

Had CS rounds again today. Used the hostel wlan routers to connect us. Was good. Smooth. We’re gonna enter ourselves (Me, Amitav, Harsh, and a coupla his friends) into the CS gaming competitions this Riviera. Haven't thought of a name yet. Help, anyone?? I was thinking ‘Noobs, inc.’, but that would be a little too derogatory. To the self, too. Yikes!

The hostel wlan’s basically serving as a giant gaming server now. Kiran started a server in Amitav’s room. I joined it from mine (I'm thankful for my blessings.) Within one round, there were probably 8 guys on each side. That too on a teeny map like Aztecworld.
And that’s when it came.
No mercy at all. Pure killing…
….lag.
AYYO SWAMI!!!!!
One moment there’s no one in front of me(Health: 100,) next, theres a guy walking over MY DEAD BODY(health:0, in case it isn’t obvious.)
Amitav’s watching from behind. ASSHOLE!! I'm waiting to see when he reaches this part.
Finally. Phew!
That reminds me. We went over to the bassa place today. Went usual. Ate, drank, sang merry..heh. Anyway, all of us had empty pockets except Amitav. That’s what we all told each other, anyway. Turned out Kiran had stash stashed away in his stash-stash. So we were there, waiting for Amitav to get the bill, and I see him run out. No one else notices, (un)fortunately. I wonder. WHOOOOOooo. Asshole was waiting outside, laughing at us, seeing how things would turn out. I quietly did my slinking away, too. Had a laugh at the gate, Amitav et moi. Bwahhahahaha…!!
They eventually (whew! again) realized the money wasn’t around, and Kiran had the (un)sense to call Amitav up. They saw us at the entrance (“thanks to your camouflage shit”-Amitav.) But they did not walk out. Only Pranav did. Kiran was left there, victim of “loyal” friends. LMAO!! Picture this: 4 guys go to a restaurant, eat, 3 walk out, the cashier dude is bugging the 4th to pay. And he doesn’t have the cash.
Thankfully (for Kiran), Amitav (spoilsport) went back in to provide some monetary reinforcement. Asshole! Is someone counting the number of times I'm calling him that? Spoil-sport, again. Asshole!!!!!!!!
Oh, I almost forgot. Turns out my crush here’s already got a guy. Knew it, didn’t believe it. Waaaaaahhh!! Can someone please call David Archuleta??
Not much else to say. Picking up on my Hindi. &%#@ing* up my English. Totally. Guess it shows.
Played CS again after 9. Whipped ass. My score was more than the sum of the best 2 players after me.
Lotta stuff happened too. Can’t recall. Why’s my dog- tag have ‘Jason Bourne’?
Prayers.





*@=k, %=u, &=f, #=c. In the interest of the minor public, which includes me.

...and they say the world is ending.

Fell asleep late again last night. 2.30 am. Having to get up at 7, no, 6.30 in the morning, not an easy thing. 6.30, cuz we guys planned to reach class early in order to give them a not-so-surprising-now surprise*.
Like always, ended up getting out of the bed at 7.45. Run to class. Got our usual back benches empty. I wonder why they always want to sit in the front, the front-benchers.
Had EVS, first period. She gave a boring 5min “lesson” to the late-comers about some 3 columns. Dunno what exactly she was talking about. Was too sleepy for that.
English was cool. We did some kiddish quiz typos stuff. Unity. Heh.
Most of the classes were put off. The male faculty had a game to play. Sounds funny, but yep.
Thought we’d get to our rooms quick and do a couple CS rounds before heading off to the lab. Harsh couldn’t make it. ‘His’ lappy wasn’t available. Went to Amitav’s room and found Pranav checking some files he snicked off the hostel wlan network . He didn’t know about Microsoft Surface. How 60s can you get?? So didn’t Amitav. How much more?
We found a video called ‘the world’s most expensive ad’ or summin like that. I guessed it was the Honda Accord ad I saw last year or before that. Soon as I said, “Honda,” Pranav was like...
Continue later. Gotta hurry now. Comp labs. Late already.
TC.

*Read yesterday’s post.

Had a big surprise for our class today. Amitav, Harsh et moi sat in the first row. Seriously big surprise, considering the fact that we’re the guys in the back row screaming and throwing jokes and bits of paper at the teachers. Was awkward at the start, but eventually got the hang of seeing the teacher from much closer and how to consequently behave. Animal instincts don’t work up front, when you’re facing the worst of the worst and everything the teacher says hits you right in the face. Was a good thing the girls sat behind us. Like they say, “Behind the success of every man, there is a woman,” only, in this case, it was literal, and women…plural. Mmmm...
And last class got cut halfway through. Dun exactly remember why, but I do remember us guys planning CS rounds in Amitav’s room asap. Ankit somehow dragged us to the foodcourt though. We saw the guys beside us stuffing themselves with chicken biryani, so we followed suit. They were dignified seniors setting an example for us guys, anyway. Amitav, being the vegetarian among us, made do with his usual American chopsuey.
Talking about American, remind me to tell you about our English teacher sometime. She’s one specimen.
And yeah, VIT’s ambulances are self-employed, in case you didn’t know it. They burn rubber, they run over, they carry to hospital. Good business, I must say. Very innovative non-profit one. Total loss for us is all.
Played CS for about 5 hours, Harsh, Amitav, et moi. My score always stayed above them. Atleast, when we were on the same side. Proving I'm probably a better CS player than the both of them. Amitav wouldn’t agree to that, but the statistics are there to give him some opposition.
I'm not bragging, btw.
:D
Got headphones today. Getting back to my semi-professional audio editing. Hostel won’t let me have the entire thing.
Its 12:43 am, 10th January 2009 now.
And I have no clue how many days longer this happiness is gonna stay. So I don’t give a shit and stay the same.
Til next tym.

put these words down on the 8th of januray, 2009. Uploaded it l8r.

I just spent like 5 minutes with Amitav, cracking up over silly stuff. Comparing our T9 dictionaries. Asshole’s right here now. Now he “shall stop.”
Tomorrow’s probably the best school day in the week. We got classes at 9am, ends at noon. Spot on precise. I hope. And from the 11 things* I hadda finish today, I also finished with tasks 4, 8, and 10. And other than task 11, I don’t think any of the others are possible today. YIKES!!
And I'm not even sure about the 11pm thingie. DOUBLE YIKES!!
Amitav’s with someone on the phone. Reminds me of the list Dy gave me. The one she put a red ribbon around.
I'm seriously blank right now.
Amitav’s got a crush on a girl in our class. BIG FAT ONE. Scratch that. BIG FAT TWO, actually. One, girl, and other, crush.
Tusshar’s phone is ringing.
Amitav’s still on the phone.
Kiran’s sitting joblessly here, at the other end of the bed. He just took my phone.
What am I doing???
Sangya just messaged me. She’s like “H N Y.” Took me a moment to understand what it meant. So I hit back quick: Yupnuyr2u2.
Hate it when these girls try to be all ultra-hep. Everyone knows smart girls are dumb. Seriously.


*See previous post.

Debut in VIT...

For both your sake and mine, let’s just pretend my hiatus never happened.

Sounds good to me.

Slept late last night. 2.30am is late. According to the VIT clock, atleast. Pranav’s bday last night. Not blaming the party. It was far from late. Guess it was just my habitual jobless, aimless, pointless, meaningless, worthless, purposeless, directionless, useless www scrutiny. I guess futile would do.

Dad, Dy, and Sudheer uncle were here. Vellore. Came for a visit to my college. Apparently, its reputation precedes itself by a long way. The ‘whose college is bigger’ dispute b/w Dy and me was finally settled, me taking home the trophy.

Still looking for an XP sp3 CD in my hostel. I'm anti-Vista. Does Microsoft scan blogs often? Cuz I'm pretty sure there are a hunnerd people out there who go around slandering Windows for coming up with such a sucky OS as Vista.

Not complaining about the graphics, though. That certainly was a good improvement, I’d say.

Like I was saying, slept late last night. Had to get up at 7 in the morn. Classes. Somehow managed to drag myself to class. I'm low on attendance, need it badly. The power mains was turned off, leaving the classroom a dim dingy dungeon. Is that called alliteration? Heh. It should be kinda obvious by now that its always a student who switches it off, but the teachers hardly seem to notice any difference in the lighting!!

Classes went as usual. Cracked my so-used-to-we-hardly-laugh-anymore PJs from the back row. With a little help from Amitav and Harsh. Not to forget the ‘guest’ appearance by Ankit and Anish. My lack of a proper continuous 40 winks took its toll in the classroom, and I didn’t realize I was asleep in the IT class till Mr. Whoever screamt, “YOU!! Next to Amitav!” That certainly brought me back all the way from Auto Assaults and sleeping with greasy bolts. Curse! And yeah, karma, I didn’t know his name. Turned out he didn’t know mine either. Like I give a shit. Got kicked out of class. And look wat fell from above: he even told us to stay out of class, and that he'd give us attendance for that. Now, is that friggin* cool or wat!!

Later classes, we decided to stay a little calmer, if you could call it that. You should give the others a chance sometimes, ykno.

Btw, I had a little doubt. Is it ‘screamt’ or ‘screamed’?

Tomorrow’s classes got postponed. By an hour. BIG DEAL, seriously.

Went straight to the guest-house after classes, to meet Daddy n co. before they left. Okay, made a little side-trip to my hostel on the way. But its still “on the way”, and I only went there cuz I hadda take Dy’s pen-drive and mummy’s DVD.

Once I got to the guest-house eventually, I dropped dead on the bed. My legs were killing me. But I couldn’t say that to them. They were leaving in about an hour or so. Took them to the food-court for lunch. Took them on a little tour through the library (which Sudheer uncle passed, presumably cuz his legs were killing him too.) Accompanied them till the bus stand, waited till their bus came, came back. In a shared rick.

Guess its cuz I grew up in boarding school. Everyone, no matter how wealthy their families were, only got a weekly allowance and we hadda learn to save if we wanted to survive through the weekend. Guess it was a total nightmare for the blue-bloods. Anyways, that’s the essence of it, plus the reason why I always look for a cheaper price.

Back in my room now. Ujwal keeps turning up behind my back without a warning. Sometimes I don’t even realize he’s watching till I hear him walking away! LMAO:D

The time’s 5.13pm. It’s synchronized with time.windows.com. And no, I’m not advertising that.

My plan (made it on the way back to the hostel) was to:

1. Change asap, put clothes on the bed back in the cupboard.

2. Turn the water heater on (for a bath in 5 minutes.)

3. Check out what’s in the CD that Dy asked me to give to Abishek. Curiosity never killed the rat, it was his carelessness.

4. Write down my expenses today.

5. Put some words down for the blog. Some.

6. Go have a bath. Havent had one in more than 24hrs. Proud of it.

7. Have a nice 1hour/40winks. Whichever you wanna call it.

8. Call Harsh for the CS match we decided to play with Amitav. Been a long time**.

9. Finish off any pending homework. The teachers are big-time losers here.

10. Do a little mail+scrapbook+wall+I'm scan before I….

11. …head off to sleep. Early. Seriously. Atleast by 11***.

So far, I've only done tasks 1, 3, and 5. Now.

Cya around.

*Friggin: an alternative spelling and pronunciation for the word ‘freaking’, used in public instead of a more controversial word, thought very offensive by many.

**Long time: (here) Never, so far.

***Atleast by 11: Some students tend to put their deadlines early, reason being the certainty of putting the objective off till a later time.