I'm back again... again, again.

Dunno why I'm givin these... lapses in my blog. Its prolly following the same pattern as my memory.

Did I just say something?

Nyways, this entire period I didn't write in 5 words: British art bored elemental home.

Im pretty sure no part of that is comprehendable, but hell, each word played a big role in the past 3-4 weeks.

And most importantly, its grammatically sound. I guess.

Nyways, wasted the entire day as usual. Woke up at noon, went on a day-long diet. The internet, as usual again, played female baddie and had me stuck to her most of the day.

Ravi uncle stopped by here on his way to Stafford. Stayed for a coupla days. He's leaving tomorrow. So we went out for dinner, Abishek's family (sans Abishek*), Ravi uncle n missus, n us. Had a good tym, seeing them after ages.

Apparently, they were impressed by my art, and it felt nice, but I kno that this is the least of my capabilities. Gave him my DA link.

And for daddy, remember: www.safesurgery.com. (in case I forget)

Zero progress on the bad guy piece I'm currently on. Someone on DA FINALLY (whew) responded to my frantic cries of colour. [That sounded hell poetic, frantic cries of colour.] Fingers crossed, lets see where this goes. Inshallah, I'll get my break pretty soon.

And Dad decided to postpone new-lappy plan to tomorrow. It WAS disappointing, t'say the least. I wuz WAITING the WHOLE friggin day, and WAITING is not the same as waiting. Its a whole lot worse, with more foot-tapping and jerky neck-twitches.

That sounded eurrgh! But nyways, I wait the whole day jus t'hear we're doin it tomorrow. It was SO FRIGGIN angrappointing**. But meeting Ravi uncle and Anu auntie kinda lifted my spirit back up. I know I wasn't my usual self (being all calm n trynna be the "good" guy), but it still did kinda make me feel better, knowing that these guys knew me right from when I wuz a dwarf***. So, I kinda forgot about the lappy for the 4-5 hours they were around.

And now that they're back at Abishek's place, the lappy's back in my thoughts.

Btw, Savio started his new blog today. Twas prolly the reason why I REMEMBERED I DID have a blog, and that there ARE people who've subscribed to the feed. Well, according to feedburner atleast.

So, the lappy's back in my thoughts, but well, I'm now a happy man and ready to die. Happy, that is.

[Sigh] That is so balanced ei. Everytime I get to the good part, Im ready to end it. And everytime it goes wrong, I HAVTA try making it right before I end it.

Whatever that means. I'm not right in the head right now. I'm sedated. Heavily. Honest. Except for the heavily part.

BING!! Angels & Demons DVDrip 100% complete. And that, cops, is reason enough to prevent me from going on with my normal life, breaking down all the castles I've ever built in air, making salami from all the chickens I counted before they hatched, and throwing me into the dungeons. I KNEW I wasn't right in the head. In the left side, that is.

Right in the left. Slight strain...[hiphop guy saying "Yo" here]...in my left brain.

Honestly, I'm crazy. Shoot me quick.

Balding Tom Hanks calls. Buh-bye.

ALMOST FORGOT. Talked with my ex today. She told me she's "in love" with someone else. I have no idea what that's s'posed to make me feel. Or even what that's intended to make me feel. Nyways, I KNOW that there'll never be anyone like her.

What a relief :P

Nyways, in accordance to the never-disappoint-anyone covenant I made with a special someone, I have no feelings against her, and, honestly, hope she's happy with whoever she is or will be with.

That might sound dumb, but I had 3 sentences in mind and thought I'd just put em all in one.

And misfortune awaits anyone that wrongs her.

Relief again that its only those who wrong her and not wronged her.

Jus kidding. I know my share is coming too.

Cant believe I jus wrote, what, 13 sentences bout her. That's a record. And definitely unintentional. I swear. I just counted for the heck of it, and it happened to be 13.

[Correct my bad english... yourself IN YOUR HEAD.]

Sorry, guys, but Tom Hanks' feet are lyk goin 350Hz. THAT is what I call not being able to wait.

And what you're s'posed to call 'this guy aint right in the head.'

G'nyt. May the Force be with you.****

Edit: Awesome U-turn at 37:38 in the movie. Jus plain FRIGGIN pro.

Edit: French beard dude plays awesomeness hero again 41:54.

Edit: 58:54. The music is loud in my ears, but I don't dare turn it low. Im fixed.

Edit: All said and done, Dan Brown did write the book beautifully.

Edit: The time is 03.38. Movie's done. Dilemma over sleeping when I'm not sleepy. It IS spelt 'dilemma', ryt?

*Abishek left yesterday for Hyderabad.

**Pissing+Disappointing

***A person approximately 3 feet tall.

****Funny how widespread this phrase has become. It wuz like more than a half year ago I made it up, and hell, I got some random guys sayin it to me now. Or its prolly there in Star-trek, on second thought.